Tuesday, May 24, 2022

Verisimilitude.

Verisimilitude: noun - the quality of seeming to be true or real.

As I've commented in the past, one of the hallmarks of a good science fiction author is the ability to extrapolate from a development or event to a future in which that development has created an unexpected result. My standard example is a writer in the 1930s who is able to look at the newly popular horseless carriage or "car" for short, and somehow make the leap of imagination to cloverleafs, traffic jams, oil wars, and road rage shootings.

That being said, previous to the events of the last two years, I would have been surprised if I read a novel set in a pandemic apocalypse, and the author described a situation where a significant percentage of the population refused the preventative vaccine.  Similarly, I wouldn't have expected those people to vigorously protest the vaccine process itself, along with objecting to mask mandates, vaccine passports, and all the other controls and safeguards recommended by the medical community and set in place by the government in hopes of controlling the virus. Who could have imagined that as a believable scenario?
 

And yet, someone came close to calling it.

Capitol Hill was in a state of uproar over the Plague. National policy was non-existent. Some states were quarantining Plague victims, other were doing nothing. Some states were testing people at their borders, other were calling this a violation of the Constitution. Some Representatives were calling for a national health identity card, others considered this a civil rights outrage. Christian groups were calling for a national quarantine policy. Plague victims rights groups were calling for an end to all restrictions on their free movements. Dozens of test cases were moving ponderously towards the Supreme Court.

The quote is from Norman Spinrad's satiric short novel Journals of the Plague Years, originally published in 1988*. The concept is an homage to Daniel Defoe's 1722 book A Journal of the Plague Year, a first-person narrative of the events of the bubonic plague in 1665 London. Spinrad's story focuses on a different plague from the 80s: Acquired Immuno-Deficiency Syndrome, more commonly known as AIDS. In Spinrad's story, AIDS has become a virulent menace that has decimated the population of the United States.  The general population no longer has sex with other people, only mechanical substitutes, and San Francisco has become a combination prison/palliative hospice for the infected.

Spinrad's ability to predict the same sort of chaos and lack of logic that surrounded the COVID-19 response is brilliant.  Unfortunately, it also demonstrates that someone was able to look at that kind of a scenario and anticipate exactly the way things would unfold - kind of a sad statement about human nature.

- Sid 

* Astute readers will recall this book from my guide to what not to read during a pandemic - ironically, since that posting I've now read it. 

Sunday, May 8, 2022

It's pronounced "Shooty".

The BBC has announced that Jodie Whittaker’s replacement in the role of the Doctor on Doctor Who will be 29-year-old Scottish-Rwandan actor Ncuti Gatwa. Gatwa came to public attention with his portrayal of Eric Effiong on the Netflix series Sex Education, which earned him a Scottish BAFTA award and several Television BAFTA nominations.  It's a noteworthy resume, but not a lengthy one - but then Matt Smith was three years younger and even less of a known quantity when he became the Doctor in 2010.

There's been a bit of backtracking as eager reports of Gatwa being the first black actor to play the Doctor were retracted in favour of "cast to play the Doctor on a permanent ongoing basis" or similar circumlocutions in order to recognize Jo Martin's stern depiction of the Fugitive Doctor* for the last three seasons of Doctor Who.

Regardless, Gatwa's casting in the role represents yet another milestone, and demonstrates the flexibility of the concept behind the Doctor.  As we move into the future, the Doctor may be the perfect cultural touchstone for a new generation: fluid in gender, race and sexual orientation.

...naw, who am I kidding, it's going to be Loki, isn't it.

- Sid

* I actually would have been quite happy to see her continue in the role full-time as a result of the upcoming regeneration, but I gather the current explanation is that she's the original incarnation of the Doctor.  Sigh...it's been a confusing few years with Chris Chibnall in charge.

Wednesday, May 4, 2022

May the 4th 2022: Local Hyperspace Routes

I always appreciate it when companies get involved with things like May the 4th.  I realize that their participation is based in marketing and public perception, but it also humanizes the organization in question - after all, someone has to have the interest and knowledge to suggest an idea and the knowledge to execute something suitable.

As such, I am proud to present the BC Translink May the 4th Hyperspace Skytrain Map:

It's quite thoughtfully done, right down to the little light saber on the Translink logo - but shouldn't Alderaan be marked as out of service?

- Sid

May The 4th: "Well, of course I know him. He's me."

May 27th will see the release of the Obi-Wan Kenobi series on Disney+ - "long awaited" is far overused in these situations, so let's go with "eagerly anticipated" instead, just for the sake of variety.

You have to wonder a bit why Disney wouldn't release the show today, it seems like such a logical move, but I recognize that there may be imperatives other than May the 4th tie-ins in their broadcasting strategy.

The series takes place ten years after The Revenge of the Sith, so presumably Obi-Wan has been either on the run or in hiding for all that time.  He looks a bit lost in the trailers:  tired, worn, and presumably suffering from guilt, depression and anger regarding the fall of the Empire and the destruction of the Jedi.

He may be seeking redemption by watching over and training Anakin's son, but it looks like Luke's Uncle Owen is not eager to give Obi-Wan access to his adopted nephew - after all, his last padawan's track record is hardly the best testimonial for acquiring another apprentice.  This is a smart move, because it explains why Luke only knows Obi-Wan casually as a crazy old hermit who lives on the other side of the Dune Sea.  

It also looks like Obi-Wan will have other things to worry about.  The trailers feature the Jedi-hunting Inquisitors from the Rebels animated series, with their distinctive armour and double-bladed rotated lightsabers. (Come to think of it, Obi-Wan's presence on Tatooine as Luke's guardian has already been used as a plot point in Rebels.)  

And that reveals the greatest challenge that the series faces.  As we've already learned with the prequel trilogy, it can be confusing when there's a lot of future history* already in place.    According to the official Star Wars timeline that's included with the announcement (see below), Obi-Wan Kenobi comes before Rebels, so anything that happens in the new series has to avoid contradicting seven movies and four streamed series worth of plot development.

Similarly, Obi-Wan Kenobi witnesses the return of Hayden Christensen as Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader, which is an interesting decision - really, anyone could wear the armour, but I appreciate that it offers some opportunities for further exploration of the conflicted relationship between Vader and Kenobi as portrayed by the original actors.  However, any encounter between the two is unlikely to provide closure, given that we all know what's going to happen in A New Hope

Issues of future continuity aside, I sincerely hope that the show will address the one great mystery from Episode IV - why was everyone calling him Ben?

- Sid

* "Future history" is one of those terms that you get used to in these situations.

And now, without further ado:

THE OFFICIAL STAR WARS TIMELINE NOT INCLUDING A TON OF BELOVED LEGACY MATERIAL THAT IS NO LONGER CANON AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT.



Tuesday, April 26, 2022

Me?

 As part of my company's employee engagement process, we took part in a Gallup™ poll which uses our answers to create a Strengths profile.

Apparently my top five strengths include the fact that I like to collect things and that the future fascinates me.  Imagine my surprise.

Hopefully we're not paying too much for the unearthing of these deeply, deeply buried personal mysteries.

- Sid

Friday, April 22, 2022

What if Julie Nolke caused the pandemic?

Does everyone know who Julie Nolke is?  Her YouTube™ channel went viral, as they say on the interwebs, when she posted her Explaining the Pandemic to My Past Self video in April of 2020.  She's done six sequels in which Future Julie once again delivers the latest bad news to Present Julie (or Present Julie to Past Julie, time travel can make that sort of designation hard to manage). 

But what if this is a tragic (and catastrophic) example of the Butterfly Effect?  Here's the scenario:

At some point in the present, Julie6 contracts COVID-19, but visits her past self before testing positive.  In a domino chain of time jumps, Julie infects Julie again and again, until eventually one of the Julies infects pre-pandemic Julie Prime with the virus.  In the video, Julie2 doesn't actually tell Julie Prime what's going on behind her odd lifestyle advice (ironically, to avoid the Butterfly Effect), so she's unaware that her symptoms could be anything other than a standard Canadian cold, albeit a worse case than usual.  

Julie Prime innocently goes out to Toronto's Chinatown for dinner, regardless of her odd loss of sense of taste, where she infects a waiter, who infects his brother, who then flies to China to visit relatives...and the rest is history, at least in 2022.

Funny how this sort of thing never comes up on Doctor Who - surely there's a possibility that one of the companions may have had a touch of alien flu during one of the Doctor's visits to Earth's past, perhaps circa 1347 or thereabouts?

- Sid

Tuesday, April 19, 2022

Whatever.

 


From the Bakka-Phoenix bathroom: good policy all around, really.  (And, surprisingly, not the first bathroom signage featured on this blog.)

- Sid

Monday, April 18, 2022

Four Day Geekend 2022: Conclusion.

My last shopping stop for the 2022 Toronto trip is Bakka-Phoenix Books, which will be celebrating its 50th anniversary this year. I didn't notice that there was still a used book section in my last trip, so I'm hoping to spend a bit of time there and find some of the more obscure replacements for my collection, as per the ongoing (and apparently never-ending) book cataloguing project

Unfortunately, the store's been closed over the Easter weekend, my flight home leaves at 4:00 PM, and they don't open their doors until 11:00 in the morning.  It shouldn't be a problem, I just need to keep an eye on the clock and make sure that I have enough time to grab my luggage from hotel storage and get down to the Union Pearson Express train at Union Station for the 1:00 PM departure at the latest.

I'm confident enough that I don't camp on the doorstep - as I mentioned in my Silver Snail posting, that makes you look a bit overeager - but I'm there within ten minutes of opening.

I've done some pre-shopping research, so I stop at the New Releases display to get a copy of Escape from Yokai Land by Charles Stross, in hardcover at $26.99.  Not a crazy price for hardcover, really, and it's part of Stross' excellent H.P Lovecraft-meets-John le Carré Laundry series, which I've quite enjoyed and is overdue for a new book in the Bob Howard narrative. At least, it's not a crazy price until you get to the store and discover that it's only 96 pages.  I take a hard pass and head downstairs to look at the used book offerings.

The lower area is a bit industrial, rather like visiting someone's partially finished rec room.  Based on the setup, it's being used for signings and other public events in addition to housing the used books and TV/movie franchise material.  Having enough space for group events is a smart addition, things used to be quite cramped at the original Queen Street location - maybe I won't recommend that they move back after all.

I'm a bit surprised to find that even Canada's best known science fiction bookstore doesn't have a comprehensive catalogue of used books, at least by my standards - in fact, I don't see anything on the downstairs bookshelves that's of interest.  

However, I don't leave empty-handed, although I'm a bit concerned about loading too much more into my carry-on luggage.  I pick up A Practical Guide to Conquering the World, the third novel in K. J. Parker's entertaining fantasy series in trade paperback, and a signed copy of Memory's Legion, the postscript to the Expanse series that collects all the short stories and novellas that act as grace notes to the main storyline.  In addition to it being signed, at least at 432 pages for $35.00 I feel more like I'm getting my money's worth out of the purchase.

Coda:

I pay for the books, charge out the door and up to the Spadina subway stop, switch to Yonge, jump off at Dundas and collect my luggage, jump back on, and it's straight down to Union.  It's a bit of a hike from the subway exit to the Pearson platform, but I still make the 12:30 train.  It conveniently stops at my terminal, NEXUS gets me through security in short order, and I'm at the gate with lots of time to spare.  Good to see that I've kept my skills through two years of COVID-19 travel restrictions.

- Sid

Saturday, April 16, 2022

Four Day Geekend 2022: Space Cadet!

Space Academy, USA, in the world beyond tomorrow. Here the Space Cadets train for duty on distant planets. In roaring rockets, they blast through the millions of miles from Earth to far-flung stars and brave the dangers of cosmic frontiers protecting the liberties of the planets, safeguarding the cause of universal peace in the age of the conquest of space!

Introduction: Tom Corbett, Space Cadet

As part of my last trip to Toronto, I did a chilly February tour of bookstores that left me just a little too overextended to visit the BMV Books outlet that I passed on my way back to the hotel at the end of my day. This time I plan to start with BMV - albeit not the same one - and see where I end up.

I have a choice of locations to visit because BMV has three outlets in Toronto, which is a strong indicator of a more than successful used bookstore - I've always felt that most used bookstores are constantly one step away from having to hock the family silverware to keep the doors open.  However, BMV is not just about books, their mandate includes magazines, comic books, DVDs, CDs and vinyl albums, and similar vintage media. The downtown location is a convenient couple of blocks from my hotel, so I start there.

I find a few books of interest in their science fiction section, including a couple of replacement texts for my collection, but I'm not overwhelmed by the selection - which happens, I do have a large library to compare against, and this wouldn't be the first used bookstore that has had fewer genre books than I do.  With a bit of a mental shrug, I decide to do a walk around the store just out of curiousity to see what else they have on display.

At the back of the store is a solitary bookshelf of what appears to be selection of older and more collectable books, where I'm intrigued to see a trio of Tom Corbett: Space Cadet novelizations with printed case wrap covers, like a Hardy Boys or Nancy Drew book.* They're not in perfect condition, there's some minor scuffing and wear at the top and bottom of the spines, but other than that they're in excellent shape, and if they're original copies from the 1950s I would consider them to be a bit of a find.

However, they could easily be reprints, so I spend the next fifteen minutes burning some of my cellular data allowance trying to nail down the printing history of Tom Corbett adaptations, without finding anything definitive.  I finally decide to have some faith in the flyleaf publication info, and buy all three for a total cost of about $35.00 - which, sadly, would probably not quite buy me a single new hardcover at the current market rates.

Although Tom Corbett, Space Cadet has dropped off the cultural radar over the years since it first appeared on the airwaves in 1950, it was in many ways the Star Trek of its era, both in terms of popularity and spin-off marketing. 

The term "Space Cadet" originate with the 1948 novel of the same name by Robert A. Heinlein, one of the dozen** juvenile/young adult SF novels that he wrote for the Scribner's publishing house after WWII.  Space Cadet moves the Horatio Hornblower concept into the future:  young Matt Dodson becomes a cadet in the Interplanetary Patrol, makes new friends and foes at the training academy, then undergoes challenges and perils while serving on a Patrol ship with his fellow graduates. 

Although an early version of Tom Corbett had been in unsuccessful development as a radio play and daily comic strip using the name Tom Ranger, Heinlein's novel inspired creator Joseph Greene to change the character's name (and title) and relaunch it in 1950 as a TV series starring Frankie Thomas in the titular role of Tom Corbett.***  It was an instant hit, and spawned a wide selection of merchandise: toys, books, a daily newspaper comic strip, comic books, and finally, in 1952, the radio version that was the concept’s origin, using the same cast as the television show.

Eight Tom Corbett novelizations were published between 1952 and 1956, and I’ve purchased the first three: Stand By For Mars, Danger in Deep Space, and On the Trail of the Space Pirates.  My copies of Danger in Deep Space and On the Trail of the Space Pirates are from additional print runs in 1953, but the first book, Stand By For Mars, appears to be a first edition from 1952. (Pro tip: if a book lists all the novels in a series, including the ones that come after it, it’s not a first printing.)

The Encyclopedia of Science Fiction web site confirms that the Grosset and Dunlap editions of the Tom Corbett hardcovers were only printed in the 1950s, so the oldest of my acquisitions is in fact 70 years old, and all three are in pretty good shape for their age.  I’m pleased to have found them, it’s like discovering a little piece of science fiction history – although it’s a little sad that being a space cadet is no longer something to be proud of.

- Sid

* Apparently this is not the obvious description that I think it is - my friend Colin, aka Cloin of the Campbell Brothers, said that he has never seen a Hardy Boys book, which I find to be surprising.  It's less surprising that he's never heard of Tom Corbett.

** The thirteenth novel was Starship Troopers, which was rejected by Scribner's.  You can probably make a case for Heinlein's 1963 novel Podkayne of Mars being a YA novel, but apparently Heinlein didn't consider it to be one of his juvenile works.  Come to think of it, I don't own a copy of Podkayne of Mars, I originally read my mother's copy many years ago and haven't seen it since.

*** For anyone in search of extra credit,  you can watch a couple of episodes of the show on YouTube™:

Assignment Mercury
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uOeGK6zuiE 

Mystery of the Missing Mail Ship
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6E3_A2A7uY

Friday, April 15, 2022

Four Day Geekend 2022: Is The Snail Slowing Down?

Every time I visit Toronto, I’m surprised by the degree to which Queen Street has remained fundamentally unchanged over the decades. It’s gotten a bit gentrified in terms of its shopping options, and a couple of tall buildings have crept in, but it’s still very much the two and three story street that I first encountered in the 1970s.  The old Silver Snail location near Spadina is still a vacant lot – surprising that prime real estate on a central Toronto thoroughfare could remain undeveloped for so long. 

I walk on past the empty spot, and eventually arrive at the new location, about halfway between Bathurst and Ossington. I’m a bit early for their Good Friday hours, so I take advantage of the lack of walk-in traffic to take a picture or two of the storefront. The current branding is substantially different from the slick presentation of years gone by – more cartoon, less comic book.  

Waiting on the doorstep for the door to be unlocked is a bit of a fanboy thing, so I decide to do a lap around the block instead. When I get back, the store is open, and I head inside. 

I’m a bit surprised to see that the new Silver Snail footprint is considerably smaller than their previous location – logic says that moving to a location on Queen West West* would have let them at least match the square footage of a Yonge Street address. The front counter is just a stand with an iPad on it, the number of used comics bins seems much reduced, and the range of action figures and other toys seems to be a bit crammed in and cut back. It also appears that their coffee shop has fallen by the wayside.** However, there’s still a comprehensive selection of graphic novels and specialty publications on display, and the new comic racks are in good shape.

I would never leave the Snail without buying something, but my online subscriptions to DC Infinite and Marvel Unlimited are taking care of all my comic book reading needs - which may go a long way toward explaining their reduced footprint. It’s possible that online reading may be starting to push out paper-based purchasing, although I’d expect that collectors would still want the real thing. 


As I browse the store for alternatives, I'm a little tempted by the Jack Kirby Fourth World**** boxed set - after I see the price tag, not $180 tempted, but tempted nonetheless. Price aside, it probably weighs more than all my carry-on luggage together, so it’s with only minor regret that I keep looking.

I finally settle on an action figure: a McFarlane Toys Sister of Battle from the Warhammer 40K universe, to compliment the Space Marine that I purchased last year.  It will take up some of the empty space in my luggage, but certainly not as much as the Kirby collection.

As I head back to my hotel, I notice that the original Bakka Books location at 282 Queen West is vacant. I suspect the prohibitive rent situation that pushed them out is still in place, but it would please my sense of balance to have them move back to Queen Street as well. Well, I’m headed to their current Harbord Street home on Monday, if I see anyone I know perhaps I’ll suggest it to them and see how it goes over.

- Sid

 

* Not a typo - Queen West West is a thing.

** Some follow-up research indicated that the Black Canary Coffee Shop has unexpectedly gone solo and set up shop over on the other side of Yonge Street at Sherbourne and Adelaide.  Hmm, maybe they should change the name to Nightwing.**

***Batman joke.  Well, Robin joke, really.

**** It’s funny - when Kirby originally introduced the Fourth World in 1971 with the publication of Mister Miracle, The New Gods, and The Forever People, even his stellar reputation in the comic book industry wasn’t enough to sustain sales of the comics. But over the years since then, Darkseid, brutal ruler of fiery Apokolips and grim master of the Anti-Life Equation in the Fourth World, has become the de facto main villain of the DC Universe. Trust Kirby to recognize the need for an ultimate evil to balance out all the good guys. 


Four Day Geekend 2022: GothAM.

Friday morning, and I'm heading down to Queen Street West in hopes that Toronto comic book icon The Silver Snail is in fact opening its doors to shoppers on Good Friday as promised on Twitter™. 

As I finish successfully jaywalking across University Avenue, I casually  notice that there's a TV production vehicle parked in front of the Superior Court of Justice building - but wait, what program is that on the side of the van?

Ah, right, Goth A.M., ha, I see what you did there.

But what is a Gotham (or GothA.M.) remote broadcasting van doing in Toronto?  To the best of my knowledge, Vancouver has been the city of choice for shooting the various DC Comics television series, and I'm confident that we're not quite at the point of starting filming the next Robert Pattison Batman movie.

A little research after the event revealed that the Teen Titans production team - sorry, just Titans, I gather that we're not dealing with teenagers -  has chosen Toronto to stand in for Gotham (and is apparently willing to pay holiday rates to shoot on Good Friday in order to get access to empty courtrooms).

It's understandable that I wouldn't have done the math on that at the time. I haven't followed the live action Titans* series at all, and the landmark 1980s comic book series by writer by Marv Wolfman and artist George Pérez that has provided much of the framework for the show** had the Titans based in New York City (in a sharp departure from DC's standard alternative superhero map of Metropolis, Gotham, Coast City, Smallville, etc.)

All of that aside, it was kind of fun to see the van, but honestly?  I was really hoping to run into someone from Star Trek: Discovery.

- Sid

* Although I was a regular viewer of the popular Teen Titans animated series that ran for five seasons in the early 2000s - I still have an nostalgic affection for the show's distinctive theme song as performed by Japanese pop duo Puffy AmiYumi.  In that version, Titans Tower was located in Jump City, somewhere on the west coast of the United States.

** Along with a dash of the Young Justice animated series, in the form of Conner/Superboy, the Superman clone.

Thursday, April 14, 2022

Four Day Geekend 2022: Apocalyptic?

Mathew Borrett, HYPNAGOGIC_CITY_II

In the wake of our successful trip to England last month, I've decided to double down with a four day trip to Toronto over the Easter weekend. (My workplace is conveniently closed on both the Friday and the Monday.)  It's a bit of a gamble: because it's Easter, there's a chance that not all the places that I want to go will be open, but I'm reasonably certain that I won't have any trouble filling the time no matter what happens.

In addition to spending some time with my friend Colin (the pretty Campbell Brother) I'm hoping to visit my traditional shopping favourites: the Silver Snail, newly returned to Queen Street West, for comics, graphic novels and action figures; Bakka-Phoenix Books for, well, books; and whatever other shopping opportunities offer themselves.  I'm travelling light, with just carry-on luggage and my shoulder bag, so if for some reason I should hit the jackpot for shopping, I could always buy a cheap bag and check in my purchases, although I doubt that things will get that far out of control.

However, it's been over two years since I last visited Toronto, and let's not forget that there's been a near-apocalyptic pandemic event since then.  Maybe an extra bag for books is the least of my concerns - it's possible that I should be planning for the traditional post-apocalyptic challenges of finding clean water and evading roving bands of cannibals.  Or even without that, it may just be a very different place...

- Sid

Sunday, April 10, 2022

Infinite.

When I saw a press release announcing that DC Comics was finally expanding their DC Infinite online comic books subscription service on a limited international basis, with the service finally going live in Canada on March 28, I was instantly interested.  Marvel Unlimited has been a frequently visited addition to my iPad apps, and DC's decision to let other countries access Infinite is somewhat overdue.

In order to pull in subscribers, DC Infinite is priced at $59.99 Canadian for an annual subscription* if you sign up within 30 days of the launch date, after which it will jump to $99.99.  By comparison, the Marvel Unlimited service runs at $69.99 USD annually (about $80 CAD), although there's also an exclusive option at $99.99 USD with some additional perks.

Five dollars a month seemed like a reasonable price point - I think it's fair to say that most people spend more than on a daily basis for Starbucks - so I signed up immediately to lock in the introductory price, downloaded the app, and took a look around to see how it compared to Marvel's offering.

The app formats are slightly different, but not in any major way - after all, there are only so many ways to read a comic book on an iPad.  Both companies offer the reader the option of full page or panel-by-panel reading, both have event/storyline reading guides, and so on.  Interestingly, DC's home page defaults to a gallery view of all the available comics, which I found to be a browser's paradise in terms of seeing comics that I had long forgotten and never would have thought to search for.  I'd love it if Marvel took a similar approach, it's just such a great way to find hidden treasures.

As with Marvel , the quality on DC Infinite is excellent, even with old comics like Jack Kirby's original Kamandi series from 1972, the classic Murphy Anderson Superman comics from the 1960s, or Alex Ross' painterly take on Batman.  

Surprisingly, both apps suffer from similar problems in terms of navigating out of comics and managing full page versus panel viewing - perhaps they hired the same programming company.

Regardless of minor navigation issues, I'm very pleased to have added DC Infinite to my subscriptions.  Unlike my mild collector's mania regarding vintage science fiction (Ace Doubles and so on) my interest in comics has always been primarily as a reader, and as such I'm quite happy with virtual access to DC's catalogue of content.

Now I just need someone to digitize all the First! comics from the 80s.  Until then I'll just make sure to take very good care of my Grimjack and American Flagg! comics. Speaking of which, I wonder where that box of comics ended up after the move last year?  Ah well, just another reason for switching to online comics...

- Sid

*Monthly memberships are $9.99.

Friday, April 1, 2022

01.04.2277

This year, WestJet chose April 1st to proudly announce WestJetX, its new affordable orbital passenger service, on Twitter™:  "Taking payloads without making you pay loads."

It's quite elaborate and fairly clever, featuring videos and stills with quite high production values featuring space planes, floating pretzels, and a convincing looking spacesuit, along with some well-written copy regarding pressurized cabins ("for breathability and comfort") and the option of one-way tickets to "cut the cost of spaceflight in half".  

However, I can't quite give it full points as an April Fools event, because it ultimately just becomes a commercial for WestJet, albeit a somewhat tongue-in-cheek one.

By comparison, Ian McCollum's video review of Fallout 3 weaponry has that perfect combination of absolute seriousness and complete randomness that makes for a good April Fools gag.

McCollum, aka "Gun Jesus", is a gun collector, researcher, author, and the genial host of Forgotten Weapons, a YouTube™ channel where he knowledgeably discusses rare and unusual firearms as well as historically significant weapons.  This odd niche has been ridiculously successful, accumulating almost 2.5 millions followers on YouTube.

For April 1st, Forgotten Weapons took its usual detailed look at the Type 93 Chinese Assault Rifle, familiar to anyone who served in the campaign against the Chinese invasion of Alaska and Operation Anchorage, which freed Alaska's capital from Chinese occupation.

I'm just a little disappointed that he didn't feature something more exotic like the Fallout 4 plasma pistol or the M42 "Fat Man" mini-nuke catapult launcher, but I can see how choosing the Type 93, which is in the style of a conventional automatic weapon, makes it less obvious that it's a joke. The casual viewer might not notice at all, although the additional of radiation signage in the background is probably a strong hint. 


I have to give Mr. McCollum full points for earnestly delivering the same degree of scholarly historical detail and in-depth analysis for the Type 93 that he provides for any of the weaponry that he profiles on his channel.  He glibly explains how the Type 93 probably first sees production during the mid 2020s, looks at modifications for enhanced hand to hand combat due to reduced ammunition availability during the Resource Wars of the 2050s, 60s, and 70s that precede the global thermonuclear exchange between the US and the PRC, and even discusses the different versions of the Type 93 that are chambered for 7.62x39mm, for domestic Chinese use, and the 5.56 version covertly smuggled into the United States as part of the planned Chinese infiltration of the Washington DC area.*

The most surprising part of the video is that the sample weapon appears to be a fully functional rifle (supplied to Ian by Elder Alex of the Brotherhood of Steel) to the point that Ian is able to break the weapon down and apparently try it out on the shooting range.  Wow - now I REALLY want to see him do a feature on the mini-nuke launcher.

- Sid

* And the resulting need to modify the original curved magazine to accommodate the straight-walled 5.56 cartridge as opposed to the tapered 7.62 - it really is impressively detailed.