This may not end well.

At any given time, Vancouver is standing in for a variety of locations for the purposes of television and movie production.  (As I've pointed out before, only rarely does Vancouver get to be Vancouver.) In fact, not long after I first moved to Vancouver, I was a bit puzzled during a trip downtown to discover that the area around Burrard and Cordova was littered with burned-out cars and destroyed police vehicles.  I was a bit less puzzled when I noticed that there were New York City subway entrances that didn't go anywhere on a few of the corners - when I finally saw The Fantastic Four, I immediately recognized the locations for the climactic battle with Doctor Doom.

Yesterday, I was dropping off some posters to be laminated at my print shop only to find some non-standard police vehicles blocking traffic on Hastings Street near Burrard, along with sidewalk "Volt" charging stations for electric vehicles.  (Coincidentally just around the corner from my initial encounter with leftover movie props from nine years ago.)

A little research revealed that these were probably from location shooting done for the upcoming J.J. Abrams/J.H. Wyman* science fiction police series Almost Human, set in 2048 Los Angeles, with Karl Urban and Michael Ealy.  I gather it's one of those human/robot partners scenarios, which would explain the "To Protect & Serve Man" tag** on the side of the SUV.

Any number of similar movies and TV shows come to mind almost immediately: Holmes & Yo-Yo, Future Cop, Mann & Machine, Total Recall 2070, and Alien Nation, both in movie and television form, with an alien partner rather than a robot just for the sake of variety.  Let's not forget Deputy Andy from Eureka, just to be thorough - and wasn't there an android cop in the 90s Tekwar series?  (I don't know if we want to drag Theodore Rex into this, where someone thought it would be a good idea to have Whoopi Goldberg play a futuristic cop working with a humanoid dinosaur.)

Unfortunately, most of these attempts at pairing carbon-based cops with silicon sidekicks have not been critical successes.  Maybe it's time for another approach to this?  Let's see...Matrix-style cops, where the partner is a virtual bot rather than a real one, and the human has to plug into the net to work with them?  Or have the robot cop actually be controlled by a paralyzed human detective, the next step for the Lincoln Rhyme novels by Jeffery Deaver?  Let's have both the cops be robots - let's have ALL the cops be robots - let's have all the criminals be robots - in other words, LET'S DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT!

Sorry...honest, originally this was just going to be a short post saying that I'd seen futuristic cop cars yesterday.  Anyway - J.J, J.H.?  Good luck with your series, I hope that works out for you.

- Sid

* What, do none of these people have first names?

** Are they aware of the associations with the Twilight Zone episode To Serve Man?  Which turned out to be the title of an alien cookbook, for anyone unfamiliar with the script - probably not what they have in mind here.