Saturday, June 13, 2020

"A legend in his own mind."



I'm pleased to announce that the Storm Crow on Broadway has escaped the fate of the original Storm Crow Tavern on Commercial Drive, and is once again open for business.

Karli and I paid them a visit on Friday night as part of our cautious return to dining out - they've installed dividers with a bit of a steampunk feel between the booths to ensure social distance, but I'm not sure how they're managing the communal tables in the centre of the venue.  We were seated on the patio, where we were separated from other diners by a comfortable ten feet or so.

The dining options on the now-standard disposable menus were a bit reduced from the previous offerings.  I was a bit disappointed not to be able to order Old Ones Fish and Chips, but their burgers are quite good, so I wasn't too upset.

To order a burger, there was a checkbox setup on the back of the menu so that the customer could specify all the possible options for their burger experience:  patty type and quantity, condiments, upcharged items like bacon or mushrooms, and a selection of sides.  Because of the Storm Crow's connection to the gaming community, you also have the option of rolling dice to make your selection, which frankly strikes me as a terrible way to order a burger:  I do NOT want tomato, regardless of whether I roll an 8 or not. (They use the same system for cocktails, which is probably a better place to take that approach.)

I was a bit puzzled to see that the final option on the burger list was my selection of Alignment.  For those of you who have never played Dungeons & Dragons, players choose from nine different Alignments for their characters: Lawful Good, Neutral Good, Chaotic Good, Lawful Neutral, (True) Neutral, Chaotic Neutral, Lawful Evil, Neutral Evil, and Chaotic Evil.  Their choice dictates the character's moral compass throughout the game.  As such, it seemed like a lot of commitment to make for a burger, but I carefully pencilled an X in the Chaotic Good box and handed the form over to our waitress.

When our meals arrived, I was disproportionately pleased to receive a Chaotic Good Burger card with my meal.  Once again, congratulations to Storm Crow management for understanding the little things that will make a geek happy - and welcome back!

P.S.  The burger actually was pretty Good, without being particularly Chaotic.  The french fries were also Good, come to think of it.

- Sid

Saturday, June 6, 2020

Life imitates art?



The service flag of the new American Space Force, featuring the arrowhead logo* which, 200 years from now, will eventually become the proud symbol of Starfleet.

- Sid

* To be fair, the actual first version of the arrowhead dates back to the 1980s, and the Air Force Space Command shield, although the resemblance to the Star Trek symbol isn't quite as egregious in that iteration.  Regardless, you have to wonder what they were thinking when they decided to go ahead with this particular design.

Thursday, May 28, 2020

"They'll soon be back, and in greater numbers."



They say that time is a river that you cannot step into twice, which may be true, but sometimes you can at least wade upstream a bit. By way of proof, tonight I went back to 1977 by renting a movie theatre and watched Star Wars: A New Hope on the big screen.

Full points to the Dunbar Theatre for thinking outside the box during the lockdown. Obviously venues like movie theatres that involve large groups in close proximity were at the top of the list when shutdowns began, and as an independent theatre, the Dunbar might not have been in a great position to make it through until the restrictions were lifted.

However, the Dunbar has always had a reputation for good popcorn, and they decided to offer that along with other snack items as a takeout option for people watching movies at home. As to how they made the leap from that to private showings, I can only speculate that a customer may have joked about having the theatre all to themselves, and Ken Charko, who owns the Dunbar, realized that it didn't have to be a joke.

The result was weekday couples pricing of $100, and family/weekend pricing of $250. Weekday showings start at 1:30 and run until 9:30, and there are Saturday and Sunday matinees at 11:00.*

And, when you think about it, $50 each isn’t ridiculous for a night out at the movies. Yes, it’s more expensive than a normal movie ticket, but it’s not insane, and without the need to pay a distributor for the movie, four or five shows a day at either $250 or $100 would hopefully keep the lights on and give someone a job making popcorn and pressing PLAY on the movies - guests have the option of providing their own optical media or selecting from a range of streaming services.

And it’s such a unique opportunity! Think about it – how many movies have you never seen on a big screen, and how many movies will you never see on a big screen again? Let alone being able to watch it without other people at the theatre! And they throw in popcorn and drinks, which seems very fair of them.

My wonderful wife Karli, who initially suggested this as an option, was kind enough to let me take lead on our first booking - sadly, we missed the anniversary of the original release date by two days, but you can't have everything. So on Wednesday night Karli put on her silver X-Wing necklace, I donned my New Hope Star Wars t-shirt**, tucked my Blu-ray copy of the movie into my jacket pocket, and off we went to the Dunbar Theatre.

 

The setup at the theatre was well thought out in terms of safety, based on a rotating system for seat usage. There were a couple of rows of possible seating to choose from, and a number of seats were flagged with tape as not available due to recent occupancy.

Although A New Hope is available on Disney+, we were warned by Tia, the laconic staff member running the concession counter, that for some odd reason the opening crawl – and only the opening crawl – is in French. We decided to go with my blu-ray copy, handed it over, collected our complimentary popcorn, and went into the theatre to pick our seats.

(I suppose that strictly speaking, we might have been in violation of the threatening FBI notification at the start of most movies which announces the illegality of showing the following presentation for money, but if it came to litigation, I would contend that I had supplied the entertainment and that the exchange of funds was solely for the venue and refreshments.)

It wasn't completely perfect, but it was pretty close to it. I couldn't sit as close to the screen as my teenage self wanted to, and I've never approved of all the tweaking that George Lucas did to the movies over time, especially the scene with Jabba the Hut, but that's all just nitpicking. Ultimately, when the introductory scroll finished and Princess Leia’s ship blasted into the frame in a storm of laser fire, I laughed out loud in celebration, and watched for the next two hours in a state of complete enjoyment.

Interestingly, the big screen experience wasn’t the epic part - after all, sitting six feet from a big screen TV and 60 feet from a theatre screen gives you a somewhat similar viewing angle - but my god, the sound was incredible. Unless you are completely indifferent to your neighbours or live on a very large piece of property, you are not watching movies with the same kind of volume and quality that you get from a theatre sound system.

As British Columbia loosens the lockdown restrictions, movie theatres will get the nod to reopen, and it will be back to crowded seating and standing in line for popcorn, but until then, I completely recommend the Dunbar Theatre movie rental experience.  Oh, and one final word of warning: do not go with the layered popcorn unless you're prepared to deal with a butter hangover a few hours after you leave the theatre - trust me on this.

- Sid

* This was the original pricing schedule, I can't guarantee that it's still in effect.

** As opposed to my blue AT-AT blueprint t-shirt, my Black Spire Outpost t-shirt, or my Rise of the Resistance t-shirt. It's important to have some range in your wardrobe.