"A legend in his own mind."

I'm pleased to announce that the Storm Crow on Broadway has escaped the fate of the original Storm Crow Tavern on Commercial Drive, and is once again open for business.

Karli and I paid them a visit on Friday night as part of our cautious return to dining out - they've installed dividers with a bit of a steampunk feel between the booths to ensure social distance, but I'm not sure how they're managing the communal tables in the centre of the venue.  We were seated on the patio, where we were separated from other diners by a comfortable ten feet or so.

The dining options on the now-standard disposable menus were a bit reduced from the previous offerings.  I was a bit disappointed not to be able to order Old Ones Fish and Chips, but their burgers are quite good, so I wasn't too upset.

To order a burger, there was a checkbox setup on the back of the menu so that the customer could specify all the possible options for their burger experience:  patty type and quantity, condiments, upcharged items like bacon or mushrooms, and a selection of sides.  Because of the Storm Crow's connection to the gaming community, you also have the option of rolling dice to make your selection, which frankly strikes me as a terrible way to order a burger:  I do NOT want tomato, regardless of whether I roll an 8 or not. (They use the same system for cocktails, which is probably a better place to take that approach.)

I was a bit puzzled to see that the final option on the burger list was my selection of Alignment.  For those of you who have never played Dungeons & Dragons, players choose from nine different Alignments for their characters: Lawful Good, Neutral Good, Chaotic Good, Lawful Neutral, (True) Neutral, Chaotic Neutral, Lawful Evil, Neutral Evil, and Chaotic Evil.  Their choice dictates the character's moral compass throughout the game.  As such, it seemed like a lot of commitment to make for a burger, but I carefully pencilled an X in the Chaotic Good box and handed the form over to our waitress.

When our meals arrived, I was disproportionately pleased to receive a Chaotic Good Burger card with my meal.  Once again, congratulations to Storm Crow management for understanding the little things that will make a geek happy - and welcome back!

P.S.  The burger actually was pretty Good, without being particularly Chaotic.  The french fries were also Good, come to think of it.

- Sid