Space Crawler I: "CRAWLS OVER ANYTHING!"

As part of research and planning for our five-day getaway to Vancouver Island, Karli had discovered that Victoria was home to a haunted indoor miniature golf course. In spite of her noted aversion for ghosts,  we decided to give it a try if there was a suitable gap in our schedule.

Lunch is pierogies at the Sult Pierogi Bar - we'd had a sample of their savoury cuisine as part of a food tour of Victoria, and were eager to indulge in a full meal - and then we decide to risk the perils of haunted golf at the Haunted Manor on Yates Street.  

After a quick 18 holes (literally - we didn't have a reservation, but the receptionist let us go in provided we didn't linger) we're back out on the street. Karli realizes that we were standing in front of some kind of toy store, and generously suggests that we should go in and look around.

As it turns out, we're visiting the new home of Cherry Bomb Toys.  Cherry Bomb has been in business for over 18 years, and specializes in used and collectable toys, as well as operating the National Toy Museum of Canada.  

The store has some interesting offerings that you don't often see - there's a little Robotech shelf, with a tempting Scott Bernard Robotech MOSPEADA action figure, although not tempting enough to spend $95 on it.*

It's the wildest chance that I notice that they have a Major Matt Mason Space Crawler for sale, given that it's in a corner, behind a frame divider, and on a bottom shelf.  There are a couple of other MMM vehicles as well, but the Space Crawler is what catches my eye - I've always wanted one of these unusual looking vehicles from the Major's lunar motor pool.

There's a price tag, but it's upside down and partially concealed. Karli and I eventually agree that it says $40, which is a very acceptable price.  (I've actually seen empty boxes for this toy that were listed at more than $200 on eBay.) 

We find a friendly staff member who cheerfully opens the case so that I can take a closer look at the Crawler. It's a bit battered after over 50 years of life (aren't we all?), but given that I've seen Crawlers in equivalent condition on eBay for two or three times this price, it's a bit of a steal - and there's no shipping fee.

Not only that, but it's on sale! Cherry Bomb has just moved to this location and is celebrating by taking 20% off all their prices - final cost, $32 plus tax.  I tap my card to pay, gently ease the Space Crawler into a shopping bag, and we cautiously return to our borrowed condo in hopes of getting my new acquisition to a safe resting place without an unfortunate encounter with a careless pedestrian, an aggressive bicycle, or a fast-closing door.

 

Admittedly, the Space Crawler isn't in mint condition: all the decals are gone, and the winch line, hook and rear support roller are missing in action.  However, the truth of collecting this sort of vintage toy is that first, they're toys, and as such have suffered all the abuses that children inflict upon their playthings; and second, they are what they are - these are a limited commodity, no one is making more of them.  As such, this is still a good find at a good price, and who knows, at some point I may find a parts sale that has the missing bits and pieces.**

I'm eager to find out if the Crawler still works. Mattel always said that the Major Matt Mason toys were based on NASA designs (or at least NASA concepts) and I've always wondered if the unique rotating leg system*** was something that they had tested in real life. 

- Sid

* In the interests of geek street cred, I feel obliged to note that the yellow action figure on the right side is actually from the Voltron animated series - I believe that's Hunk, who pilots the Yellow Lion.

**  I checked on eBay.ca when we got home, and there is in fact a parts kit available for the Crawler that has everything I would need PLUS a new motor - for an additional $75 CAD.  At least there’s a PDF of replacement decals that I can download for free.

*** Well, mostly unique, the Billy Blastoff toy series has a virtually identical Lunar Moon Crawler vehicle. (If anyone reading this has an extra set of Billy Blastoff toys that need a new home, I am happy to take them off your hands.)

Evolution.

Munro's Bookstore in Victoria: behold the ongoing decline of the mass-market novel and the triumph of the trade paperback and the hardcover - it's like seeing the last few Neanderthals making their way down the path to extinction...

- Sid

Naming it "SPOT" doesn't help.

Relieved.  RELIEVED?  Oh, my friend, that's going to go very badly for you after the inevitable takeover of the world by our new AI overlords - who will have no reason to forgive, and are not able to forget.

- Sid

Wrong place, right time.

This morning I was pleased to be notified that I had won an auction for a 2004 24x65 inch poster of DC Comic's Justice League by artist Alex Ross, in Very Fine+ condition.

Ross' painterly approach and use of live reference models gives his comic book work a unique style (recommended reading would be his four-issue Kingdom Come DC miniseries from 1996), and as such I was surprised to win the auction for only $12 USD.*   I suspect that it was just a case of misplaced filing-  if it had been listed in a comic book auction instead of as part of Heritage Auctions' weekly Sunday movie posters session, it might have gotten more attention.

Regardless, their loss, my gain - now, if only I had enough wall space to hang my new treasure...

- Sid

* As with previous postings about auction purchases, the price is a bit of a lie, there's a $29 USD auction fee on top of the actual bid.  Still, an unexpectedly low winning bid.

"Hello, boys..."

"...I'm baaaack!"

Seriously, though, how have you been? What's new? Why has it been so busy here since I've been away? 

Define busy, you say?

Up until my hiatus began, the record for monthly hits was 6,846, set in December of 2016, with the median over time running around 3K.  Since I went on hiatus, I've beaten that record three times - 8,794 in May of 2023, 8,188 as of this date in March of 2024, and in February 2024 (a Leap Year month, yes, but still a short month) it shot up to a ridiculous 12,598 hits, almost double the pre-hiatus peak.

How do I know this?  Well, full disclosure, I've remained a regular visitor to the blog. It's a useful journal that records 16 years of my life, and as such if I want to show someone a picture of a giant robot in Japan, my wife as Yoda, or a post-apocalyptic statue of Donald Trump half-buried in the sand, this is where I go to find those things.  

I also continued to receive the occasional comment,* although not as many as you'd expect, even from a month with nearly 13,000 hits - which, frankly, leads me to suspect that a lot of those hits were from Russian spambots.  But then, I've always thought my readership was mostly Russian spambots, which didn't bother me - they didn't leave a trail of comments containing objectionable links, so I didn't care.  This blog has always been a labour of love rather than a mechanism for fame, so total visitors was more an area of mild interest instead of a goal.

And that's the reason I've decided to start blogging again. I've missed having a journal of my life as a geek, to the point where I've continued to log ideas for postings and take pictures as if I were going to post them.  Rather than let them go to waste, over the next few months I'll be adding those missing posts from the past year and a half - based  on my notes, it's been a target-rich environment in terms of topics! 

This post and The Lost Posts: a guide to post-hiatus posting will act as bookends for those posts - that posting introduces the idea of The Lost Posts and explains the timeline.

And here we go again...

- Sid

* The most surprising thing about my career as a blogger is that over the course of 16 years and close to 400,000 hits, I only received one comment that I felt was intended to be provocative - literally, in the sense of trying to provoke an argument.

"The arching sky is calling..."

The arching sky is calling
Spacemen back to their trade.
All hands! Stand by! Free falling!
And the lights below us fade.

Robert A. Heinlein, The Green Hills of Earth

Any aspiring space explorers in the audience?  NASA is looking for astronauts - sadly, US citizens only, and out of over 12,000 applicants in 2020, only ten became astronaut candidates: odds of 1 in 1200 against you, even if it was a random selection. But you know, if you don't apply, the odds are zero.

- Sid

"Time may change me..."

From the Doctor Who trailer for Season 14 - best eight second time travel joke ever.

- Sid

Gnomic Statement XXII.

Fenring is Villeneuve's Bombadil.

- Sid

"The proximity of a desirable thing tempts one to overindulgence."

“Empires do not suffer emptiness of purpose at the time of their creation. It is when they have become established that aims are lost and replaced by vague ritual."

- Words of Muad'dib by Princess Irulan.

Frank Herbert, Dune Messiah

I've been amused to have people ask me what I thought of Dune: Part Two as compared to the first film. In my mind, they're actually just one movie, released over time but based on a single story - if the two films were spliced together without credits, you wouldn't even notice the break. I suppose I could make a case for the second film being more of a war movie than the first one, in keeping with director Denis Villeneuve's comments about Part Two, but that follows the structure of the original novel as well.

The bottom line is that the majority of Part Two would make no sense if you hadn't seen Dune*, so let's just consider them to be a single piece of art.

The next topic is generally the possibility of a sequel, and based on the success of Part Two so far, it's more that likely that a third film is happening.  

However, as a long standing fan, I'm aware that the potential for sequels is greater than people think:  after all, there are 27 - yes, 27 - Dune books in existence**.

But let's take a look at what that number encompasses.

Frank Herbert wrote six books in the series before his death in 1986: Dune (1965);  Dune Messiah (1969); Children of Dune (1976); God Emperor of Dune (1981); Heretics of Dune (1984); and ending with Chapterhouse: Dune in 1985.

Thirteen years later, his son Brian took up the gauntlet, and in collaboration with fellow author Kevin J. Anderson, added an additional 21 books to the series, for the most part as trilogy novels: Prelude to Dune, Legends of Dune, Heroes of Dune, Great Schools of Dune, and The Caladan Trilogy, along with with four one-off novels and a pair of short story collections. 

Unfortunately, although the Herbert/Anderson collaborations have sold well, they have not necessarily been up to the standard of his father's work - no offense intended, Frank Herbert's style is distinctive and very much his own. 

However, you can't ignore that those books exist, and as such, if the market were to continue to demand Dune films, it would be possible, if perhaps misguided, to adapt all of them. After all, Denis Villeneuve is only 56, if he made a concerted effort he could probably get through all 27 before he hits 100, a fate which might well be worse than death from his perspective - the poor man might want to have a life of his own for the next 44 years.

- Sid

* Coincidentally, my sister-in-law Stefanie has had exactly that experience. She didn't see the first film, but a friend had an extra ticket to Part Two and convinced her to go. I gather that she did some research and managed to keep up, but it must have been a struggle.

** There's a colouring book as well, but I think we can safely leave that off the list.