The Infinite Oswin?

It’s smaller on the outside.

Clara Oswin Oswald, Doctor Who: The Snowmen  

Good evening. I'm a lizard woman from the dawn of time, and this is my wife.

Madame Vastra, Doctor Who: The Snowmen

This year's Doctor Who Christmas Special, The Snowmen, was all about snow, and, like snow, it was elaborately structured, full of little gaps, and, well, flaky.

It's not all bad, there's a lot of clever bits - it's the sort of brilliant dialogue and very good acting that makes Doctor Who a pleasure to watch in spite of the occasional dodgy plotline.  Sadly, this is one of those dodgy-plotline episodes, with one too many odd coincidences and forced plot advancements.

This episode marked the arrival of Jenna-Louise Coleman, the widely promoted new companion for the Doctor, although we'd sort of already seen her in Asylum Of The Daleks back in September where she first appeared as Oswin Oswald the soufflé-baking Dalek, who didn't survive the episode. In The Snowmen, she also plays an Oswin, Clara Oswin Oswald in this case.

Ms. Coleman's Oswin, in both incarnations, is plucky and perky, clever and cute - which is pretty much the standard shopping list for the Doctor's companions since they rebooted the series.  Unfortunately, at the end of The Snowmen, she's also dead.

Two Oswins down and counting, with a third Oswin on deck at the end of the special.  My god, imagine if that's all the Doctor does this season, travel from place to place and from time to time, having adventures with different iterations of Oswin who always die at the end!!  (Perhaps not as much fun as it sounds.)

I realize that on Doctor Who, being dead isn't a barrier to quiet enjoyment, but didn't we just spend the last couple of years killing off Rory and/or Amy every ten minutes?  Let's just hope that the next Oswin manages to get through more than a single episode.

Regardless, I would be remiss if I failed to recognize the introduction of what may well be the first married human-lizard lesbian couple on television. (I have to wonder where they found a member of the clergy in Victorian England who was willing to conduct the ceremony.  On the other hand, they do have access to a time machine.)  However, this may be premature. If anyone in the readership is aware of another married human-lizard lesbian couple on television, please do speak up. After all, I didn't watch any of the V reboot, who knows what they got up to.

 - Sid