THIS is a science fiction shark - see the difference?

Ah, I see that the Space Channel is showing Jaws tonight, look at that!

Sigh...okay...I'm only going to say this once...

HEY!!!!   SPACE CHANNEL!!!  JAWS IS NOT A SCIENCE FICTION MOVIE!!  A MOVIE ABOUT A BIG SHARK THAT EATS PEOPLE IS NOT SCIENCE FICTION!!!! 
  
QUESTIONS?  

NO?  

GOOD!!  DON'T MAKE THIS MISTAKE AGAIN!!

- Sid

August 14th update:  goddamnit, it's even in their pre-movie lead-in!  Am I missing something here?  Does Captain Quint suggest that the shark is a mutant, or something?

Illustration by Canadian illustrator Jesse McGibs 


 

Insert clever title here.

There are times when this whole blog thing is more trouble than it's worth.

I was skimming through Michael Moorcock's Stormbringer, the last in his Elric of Melniboné series, looking for quotes for a posting on Chaos, when I noticed a line in the text saying that Elric's sorcerous ancestors had ruled his world for ten thousand years.

Really?  Ten thousand years?  And no one invented gunpowder, light bulbs or computers?  We went from bronze armour to the moon in a little under two thousand, what in the hell were these people doing for all that time?

Okay…well, Arthur C. Clarke said that any sufficiently advanced technology would be indistinguishable from magic - maybe there's some kind of flip side to that which would say that sufficiently advanced magic would…eliminate the need for technology? 

Well, there's probably a posting in there someplace, "Discuss!", as Mike Meyers would say.  But how do I illustrate it?  Ooo, I know, there was that Michael Golden drawing in one of the early Epic Illustrated issues*, the one showing the shaman and the cyber-soldier.  Let's see…Google...Epic Illustrated Golden - aha, issue 3.  Okay, Google, Epic Illustrated 3 .cbr…aha, there we are.

Download….download….

And open.  Hold on, where's the drawing?  In fact, where's the article with the drawing?  God damn it, there's about 20 pages missing from this scan!  Bloody people... Okay, Google…Epic Illustrated 3…new link...

Download...download…

And open.  Oh for heaven's sake, it's the same scan.

Google…Epic Illustrated 03…new link….

Download….download....

You're kidding - also missing 20 pages?  Okay, let's try some lateral thinking here.  Google....Michael Golden artwork…aha, Modern Masters Volume 12, Michael Golden.

Download…download…

Nope, not here.  Hmmm.  Okay, as far as I know I own the damn magazine, down to the storage room, let's find that box of Heavy Metal and Epic magazines....aha, there we go.

Shuffle....shuffle...oh look, an Isaac Asimov SF Adventure Magazine, I haven't read this in years, wasn't there a Brunner Man In Black story in here.  Ah, and the special H. P. Lovecraft issue of Heavy Metal, let's keep that out for some scanning, there were some good Cthulhu illustrations if memory serves. Gosh, is it worth my while to pull the issues of Heavy Metal with the serialized version of the Matt Howarth Changes story to do my own scans to replace the all-in-one edition that Tundra published, where he redrew all the frames that contained nudity?

Aha, here it is, in the OTHER box of Epic/Heavy Metal magazines!!!  

You know, now that I look at it, maybe not the ideal image...let's see, what else could I use...wait, wasn't I doing research for a posting on Chaos?

- Sid

*  Yes, I happened to bloody well remember that there was a particular black and white line drawing by Michael Golden in a fantasy magazine that I bought in 1980, do you have a problem with that?

"Now are our brows bound with victorious wreaths"

Giggle giggle giggle....

As I've already mentioned, I'm off for a three week European vacation in August.  The middle part involving Italy and the Mediterranean cruise with Felix the Cat is all taken care of, reservations, tickets, bookings et al., and now I'm filling in the English and French parts before and after.

Finding things to do in London is hardly a problem, but I thought it might be interesting to break with my usual sightseeing lineup and do something different.  Initially, I had hoped to see Kevin Spacey's eponymous performance in Richard III for the innovative Bridge Project version of the play currently being done at the Old Vic, but apparently that's been sold out since day one.  Hmmm....what else, what else....

Regardless, last night I booked a London transit pass along with an attractions pass guaranteed to get me into 80 fascinating tourist spots, and then decided to take a break from vacation planning.

So it was a COMPLETE fluke that I found a link to the following on TDW Geek: *

Yes, the Doctor Who Experience, currently in London and now booking until September 4th, conveniently located within about a minute's walk from the Olympia Underground station.

The Doctor Who Experience invites you to step through a crack in time allowing you to join the Doctor on a journey through time and space, encountering some of the best-loved and scariest monsters from the hit international television series. Special scenes filmed with Matt Smith as the Doctor combine with amazing special effects and the chance to enter a recreation of the modern TARDIS.

The exhibition element of the Doctor Who Experience charts the success of the TV show from the first series in 1963 to the most recent episodes starring Matt Smith and Karen Gillan. Displays in the exhibition include items never seen before including original costumes, the Tom Baker TARDIS police box and two authentic TARDIS sets from the eras of David Tennant and Peter Davison. You will also be able to get up close and personal with iconic sets from recent series, including the Pandorica Box and Chair and confront numerous monsters including several generations of the Daleks and Cybermen as well as Silurians, an Ice Warrior and a Zygon.

Giggle giggle giggle...

Okay, fine, it's not bloody Shakespeare, but I have to admit that I may quite possibly end up having more fun at the Doctor Who Experience when I make my way there on August 23rd.  Hmmm....I hope I can get someone to take my picture beside a Dalek...

- Sid
 

P.S. And then I got ALL excited when I realized that HMV London sells Doctor Who DVD collections for a quarter of the price they charge at HMV Vancouver!  Yep, got all excited for about half an hour, then I thought, "No, wait, wrong bloody DVD Region."  Sigh...

*  Yes, I'm a regular visitor to The Daily What: Geek - "Games, Gadgets, Comics, Science and Sci-Fi".  Should this really be a surprise to anyone?