Obadiah Stane: Tony Stark was able to build this in a cave! With a box of scraps!
William Ginter Riva: Well, I'm sorry. I'm not Tony Stark.
Iron Man
During a recent workplace visit to our IT manager's office, I finally broke under the pressure after several surreptitious glances and said, "I'm sorry, but how is it that you have Tony Stark's original heart on your desk?"
After glancing over at the glowing arc reactor sitting peacefully on his desk extension, he gruffly replied, "Heavy late night drinking and easily accessible internet shopping." Obviously a dangerous combination, but at least that explains why he also has not one but two Infinity Gauntlets on his credenza.
- Sid
* Not to be confused with the Riri Williams character.
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