"Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong."

You and I, we're military.  Chances are we go home, they'll courtmartial us.  And the rest of you guys, I guarantee that they will never send you up here again.

Commander Lewis, The Martian

It occurs to me that all the crew on the International Space Station needs for the best April Fool's joke ever would be a couple of ounces of fake blood, a few smuggled skull or alien masks, some disabled fuses for mood lighting, and a complete indifference to their future careers.

  - Sid