Mirror mirror.

 

“After this, it’s a whole new chapter for Discovery.”

Captain Lorca: Into the Forest I Go, Star Trek: Discovery 

For the most part, I've enjoyed the first nine episodes of Star Trek: Discovery, and I was pleased to discover (no pun intended) that they'd been extended to a second season.  Regardless, I feel that I should make something clear to the producers of the show now that we've seen the mid-season cliffhanger:

IF YOU SHOW ME ONE ALTERNATE CHARACTER WITH A LITTLE GOATEE NEXT YEAR, I WILL DROP THIS SHOW LIKE A HOT POTATO, GOT IT?

Understood?  Splendid.  I just wanted to make sure we were all clear on that.

Thank you.

  - Sid