So, pop - or maybe whoosh - through the gate they go:
Gosh, guys, that's quite a clear piece of ground for an uninhabited planet, but maybe that's from the Gate bubble or whatever they call it. Oh well, moving on - the team heads off in search of their missing predecessors:
Hmmm....I grew up in deer country, and I have to say that's a pretty impressive game trail you have there, people.
And then they find some corpses, far too old to be the missing team, but obviously victims of foul play, right there beside that big flat stump.
I'm sorry, but forget the bodies, you need to find out what in hell is running around this planet that leaves a fifteen foot wide trail and can bite off a tree with a four-foot diameter leaving a completely flat stump!!!!
Okay, I realize full well that in actual terms, they bundled the crew onto a couple of trucks, drove over to Stanley Park, and set up some cameras, probably happier than hell that it wasn't raining. But really, what were they thinking? Their audience is made up of science fiction fans, the most detail-oriented nitpickers on the planet - could they not have driven someplace up the Fraser Valley and found a piece of ground that didn't look quite so lived in?
- Sid
P.S. What's really unbelievable about this is that there's a web site that has 992 screen grabs from this episode. In fact, it looks like they have about a thousand screen grabs per episode, or 20,000 images per season. Wow - see above re: detail oriented fans.
Their arrival wasn't as much of a secret as they had hoped, someone thoughtfully cleared a path, blazed a trail for them.
ReplyDeleteIt's "mistakes" like this (refer to a previous conversation about what C3P0 said, or round teabags on the Titanic), that make a movie or TV episode unintentionally FUNNY!