Sunday, December 8, 2019

Tubi.


I had some time on my own at home yesterday, and decided to do a bit of research.  Wired had run an article on free streaming services, and I was curious to see if any of them were worth what they were charging.

Sorry to say, Plex didn't impress, Sony Crackle isn't available in Canada, and Vudu had more things for rent or sale than for free.  And then I hit Tubi, a free commercial-driven site.

As you'd expect, when I'm presented with any sort of media library, the first thing I do is to look at the science fiction section. And, as I sort of expected from a free service, there were a lot of movies that I had never heard of: knock-offs, cheap copies, and outright failures.

But as I looked through the content, I realized that there was actually a surprisingly high level of gems amid the dross - well, if not gems, at least things with a bit of sparkle to them.

I first noticed that there was a Marvel animated movie, Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow - it's generally accepted that Disney+ is going to eventually be the only streaming service featuring Marvel content, so I was pleased to see something here, even if it was only a straight-to-DVD production.


As I went on, I found more and more titles that jumped off the screen at me: an HD version of Battle Beyond the Stars, which I just referenced recently in my posting about science fiction Westerns; cult classic Hell Comes to Frogtown, an important part of the late WWF wrestler Rompin' Roddy Piper's acting career (he's better known for They Live!, but you have to start somewhere); Ex Machina, which seemed a long way from home in this odd mix of movies; an HD quality transfer of 1957 stop-motion monster classic 20 Million Miles to Earth - in fact, there were a lot of somewhat camp 50s science fiction films, including Devil Girl From Mars from 1955, I guarantee that Netflix™ doesn't have that one.  And I'm looking forward to Doomed! the Untold Story of Roger Corman's Fantastic Four, a documentary look at the 1994 Fantastic Four movie by the famous B-movie producer which never made it to commercial release.

There were also more serious classics, such as The Day of the Triffids (in an average quality transfer, I'm starting to wonder if they just can't find a 35mm copy anywhere) and The Last Man on Earth, with Vincent Price, which is the first film adaptation of I Am Legend, by Richard Matheson.

There were game-inspired creations like Dead Space: Downfall, and Dragon Age Redemption from 2011, starring geek goddess Felicia Day as Tallis the elf assassin; legendary bad movies like Star Crash from 1979, and Abraxas Guardian of the Universe (with Jesse Ventura - sorry, Roddy Piper is a better actor); and The Dinosaur Experiment, whose poster art we've already discussed; along with vintage Elvira Movie Macabre and Mystery Science Theater 3000 episodes taking a sarcastic look at even more bad movies.
 

The TV section offered the entire collection of Gerry and Sylvia Anderson Supermarionation™ programs, starting with the cartoonish Supercar, Fireball XL5*, Stingray, whose opening line of "Anything can happen in the next 30 minutes!", I still quote now and then, to the bemusement of people around me; Thunderbirds, Captain Scarlett and the Mysterons, and Joe-90.  Not surprisingly, it also included Space 1999, another Anderson creation; the 1966-1971 Dark Shadows series, The Dresden Files, Space Precinct, 3rd Rock from the Sun (admittedly just Season 1, as far as I could tell), the award-winning Tin Man miniseries (a 2007 re-imagining of The Wizard of Oz with Zooey Deschanel), the British Robin of Sherwood series from the 80s that I loved, One Step Beyond - my god, Tracker, with Adrian Paul, has anyone else reading this even heard of Tracker? Patrick McGoohan -  The Prisoner!  A wide range of old school anime, including Robotech Super Dimension Fortress Macross and Genesis Climber Mospeada in Japanese - with subtitles, thank heaven. The Black Scorpion series - fine, they can't all be winners...

It was like browsing through a single fan's slightly eccentric TV and movie collection (which it may well be, it's not hard to imagine putting an individual in charge of a specific section of a site like this.)  

I just kept finding things - A Boy and His Dog, based on the Harlan Ellison story of the same name; 1978 conspiracy classic Capricorn 1, and 2009 conspiracy classic Moon; Russian superhero movie Guardians, Hellboy animated feature Sword of Storms, with Ron Perlman doing the voice work for Hellboy; a Terry Gilliam movie called Tideland that I'd never heard of; the unfortunate 2009 adaptation of Edgar Rice Burrough's classic A Princess of Mars, with ex-porn star Traci Lords as Dejah Thoris, the titular princess; Cloverfield, that's unexpected; Under the Skin, with Scarlett Johanssen - ha, Flash Gordon Conquers the Universe, from 1940?  Really?  And good quality, too!

The movie section featured over 450 movies - and the icing on the cake? Plan 9 from Outer Space, which I would hope needs no introduction.  A mediocre digital transfer, but it's the thought that counts for things like this.

To wrap it all up, Tubi would be a fascinating opportunity even if they wanted money for it.  On that basis, a commercial every now and then seems a small price to pay.

- Sid
*  At some point in my childhood, a British relative sent me a toy version of the spaceship from Fireball XL5, complete with jet cycles and crew.  No kidding, there is one for sale on eBay right now for $26,525.36 CAD - it's a shame that I didn't just leave it in the box all those years ago.

Thursday, December 5, 2019

“Droids to the world!”


 

Christmas decorations at the Storm Crow Alehouse on Broadway - these ARE the droids you're looking for.

- Sid

Sunday, December 1, 2019

Geekmas 2019: Trek The Halls.



Although I've already been in discussion with Karli about holiday shopping, I'm also faced with the looming specter of our departmental Secret Santa gift exchange, not to mention friends and relatives* who might be seeking inspiration.

As much as I want to help all those people out, I have to confess that I'm feeling a bit challenged by the whole "here's what I want" thing this year - I'd actually be a lot happier to get a list of things to buy other people than to write one for myself.  However, it may well be that everyone else is in the same state of mind, so here are a few suggestions in the area of seasonal geek shopping.

Books
A small part of me considered not listing any books, given my current and ongoing state of tsundoku.  Then I had a bit of a laugh - I mean, seriously! - and starting to look at book buying options.

The joke is that most of the things that I'm really looking forward to reading won't be out until next year. The final book in the Expanse series won't hit until sometime in 2020, the next Charles Stross Laundry book is on the same schedule, and William Gibson's long-overdue novel Agency is scheduled for January 21, 2020, which is certainly a step up from previous publishing timelines, but no help for Christmas shopping.

So what IS available for the 25th?

It was missing in action during New York shopping, so the new Joe Abercrombie First Law universe book, A Little Hatred, would be a good choice, and at the moment of this writing, it's on sale in hardcover on Amazon.ca™  - although to be honest, I'd rather have the paperback version.


The only leftover book from last year's suggestions is Luna: Wolf Moon, by Ian McDonald, still a good choice, and the third book in the series, Luna: Moon Rising, is also now available.

Let's see, paperbacks ... Made Things, a book about the importance of making friends, by Adrian Tchaikovsky, or Winter Tide, by Ruthanna Emrys (a unique concept, told from the perspective of a Cthulhu worshipper, for whom the whole thing is just the way she was brought up).  Sharps, by K. J. Parker, who I find to be just such a readable author (even if he is really Tom Holt) - in fact, let's put the first volume of Parker's The Two of Swords on the list as well. I'd love to add a hard SF novel, but right now there's nothing on my radar - I'm open to suggestions.

DVDs
Okay, I'm going to keep this dirt simple:  here's a handful of classic Doctor Who episodes on DVD, all for less than $25 on Amazon.ca™, none of which I already own:


The Ark in Space, The Five Doctors, The Beginning (the first three William Hartnell episodes, $25.95, in the interests of full disclosure - not to be confused with the $85 boxed set) The Sontaran Experiment, The Brain of Morbius, The Android Invasion,The Sea Devils, and Warriors of the Deep.

The BBC is methodically cleaning up the early episodes of Doctor Who and releasing them on Blu-ray, but the individual episode DVDs still make for affordable stocking stuffers.  And, really, there's a certain collectable nostalgia to the classic BBC single-episode releases with the classic logo, they were the face of Doctor Who video for quite a while.

Graphic Novels
I've covered off the big three of my requests from last year, but there are some options left.  If you don't want to shop online due to time issues, recommended brick-and-mortar locations would be the Granville and Broadway Indigo, or at specialty comic outlets like Golden Age Collectibles downtown on Granville.  (Sadly, The Comicshop, my normal Kitsilano recommendation, has closed its doors.)

 

Suggested options are:  Batman: White Knight, Flashpoint, Old Man Logan Vol 0: Warzones, and Joker - the Brian Azzarello/Lee Bermejo version.

Gaming

 

I'm probably going to buy The Outer Worlds, the new Obsidian Entertainment Fallout-style role-playing action game, at some point, although generally I like to let the dust settle before I commit - or, in other words, wait for the price to come down and bugs to be fixed.  It's not currently available on the useful Steam™ distribution platform, but I'm hoping that by the time it gets there, both of the above dust-settling events will have taken place. 

The game's current non-Steam™ list price of $59.99 is a bit more than I generally include on my Geekmas lists - workplace Secret Santa tops out at $25 - but with any luck, the Steam™ price will be lower, and as such, Steam™ gift cards would certainly be welcome. 

Merch
And, last but not least, a couple of t-shirt options: first, I've been looking at getting a Canadian Space Agency T-shirt for a while - I have lots of NASA stuff, but it seems appropriate to represent for Canada.

 

I was originally looking for a Weyland-Yutani t-shirt when I found this USCSS Nostromo t-shirt. It's a little over the $25 Secret Santa price range that I normally aim for, but it would certainly be a fun addition to my science fiction t-shirt collection, and I somehow feel that licensed products are slightly better than random knockoffs.  (It's no surprise that the CSA has better standards regarding wrinkled uniforms than the USC.)

XL by preference, thank you!
 

And there's this year's list. As always, feel free to just take a swing at the ball and surprise me, I have a very open mind regarding random gift selections.

And, if all else fails, I've never met a gift card that I didn't like.

Happy holidays!

- Sid

* I have to be honest here, I'm only referring to relatives by marriage, my own family hasn't had a seasonal get-together for several decades.