Wednesday, August 24, 2022

Resource wars on the Moon!

 From an article on CNN.com:

On one hand, this is terrible, it makes the Space Policy Institute spokesman sound like a jingoistic American Manifest Destiny cliché, and seems to suggest that the situation could escalate into active conflict between the Communist block countries and the American-aligned Artemis mission nations over the resources on the Moon.

On the other hand, I'm actually a bit pleased by how much this real-time article sounds like an excerpt from a science fiction novel.  Please don't judge me, as with the ISS, I somewhat love anything that reflects the degree to which we live in the future.

- Sid

Monday, August 15, 2022

Space Guns.

Another trailer has dropped for Andor, the latest of the Disney Star Wars series, and there's been some negative feedback regarding what appears to be an AK-47 in one of the shots.  Some viewers have found this to be completely unacceptable, and have voiced their disapproval in no uncertain terms:

Sigh...

Whereas I appreciate the passion that fans feel regarding what they consider to be insults to beloved franchises, in this case I feel that it reveals a lack of background knowledge regarding the origins of the Star Wars arsenal and the degree to which they can be considered to be "space guns".  This is also one of those rare situations where my other hobby - military history - overlaps with my genre interests.

Let's look at some examples from A New Hope, starting with the Imperial DL-19 Heavy Blaster, which is a WWII German MG34 with virtually no modifications other than covering up the ammunition feed.

DL-19 Heavy Blaster

MG34 Light Machine Gun

The E-11 blaster, standard Imperial Stormtrooper issue throughout the original trilogy, is a Sterling submachine gun with some modifications tacked on, the magazine replaced with a cut-down plug, and a dodgy looking scope - by the way, is there a single scene in any of the movies where a Stormtrooper unfolds the stock and fires their blaster from their shoulder?

E-11 Blaster

Sterling Submachine Gun

And we'll end with Han Solo's iconic blaster, which is a Mauser C96 with a nicer looking scope than the E-11, and some added greebly dressing - the term used by the Star Wars prop team to describe the process of layering props and sets with futuristic accessories. Impressively, there's no attempt at all to conceal the distinctive hammer mechanism, even though I'm pretty sure Han isn't shooting 7.63 Parabellum.

DL-44 Blaster

Mauser C-96*

Coincidentally, the original DL-44 prop is up for auction - sort of.  After production completed for A New Hope, most of the gun-based props were returned to the supplier, the Bapty & Co. prop house, where they were stripped of their greeblies, and put back into stock.  After all, there was no expectation that the movie would prove to be as popular as it was, and as such there was no reason to preserve the props. Following the success of the first film, cast resin versions of the gun were used in the next two episodes.

After finding what he believed to be the original Mauser used to create the DL-44, the owner of Bapty asked the original lead armorer from the film to see if he could find the remaining parts needed to rebuild the prop.  The resulting creation, which will go up for auction by the Rock Island Auction House at the end of August, contains approximately 80% of the original version.  However, only serious fans need apply, bidding is expected to start at $300,000 USD and could easily exceed half a million - not bad for something that isn't really a space gun.

- Sid

* This image has been flipped horizontally for ease of comparison.

Sunday, August 7, 2022

"To Infinity..."

In 1995 a boy named Andy got a Buzz Lightyear toy for his birthday.
It was from his favorite movie.
 
This is that movie.

Pixar's Lightyear is based on the concept that the Buzz Lightyear toys from the Toy Story movies must have been merchandising from some sort of intellectual property, in the same way that Sheriff Woody and his gang had their origins in the 1950s children's program Woody's Roundup. Ultimately, that idea is irrelevant to the plot of Lightyear, although it's an interesting meta decision to introduce a fictional franchise within a fictional franchise.

The film introduces Buzz Lightyear as the pilot of a Star Command exploratory spaceship that crashes on an alien planet after attempting to escape hostile life forms encountered on the planet's surface.  Buzz, who is responsible for the crash due to egotistically ignoring offers of assistance and the advice of the autopilot, volunteers to pilot the ship being used to test an experimental replacement hyperdrive crystal.

However, he falls prey to the effects of time dilation and drifts increasingly out of sync with the rest of the crew, not to mention his best friend, who grows old and dies over the course of his repeated unsuccessful near-lightspeed test flights. Eventually his robotic cat companion solves the hyperdrive crystal problem, but on his return from a successful test, he discovers that robotic invaders have attacked the colony, and he must work with a misfit team to defeat the villainous Zurg and save the day.

Lightyear is a pretty good space opera. It's a solid little science fiction story with a couple of interesting twists, the art direction is excellent, Chris Evans does a near-perfect imitation of the original Buzz Lightyear voice (my apologies to Tim Allen, but really, it's very good), and it makes surprisingly good use of relativistic physics and the effects of travelling at near light-speed (although I'll be honest and admit that I haven't actually checked the math for the time dilation ratio).

All that being said, I found that it somehow lacked the emotional impact that Pixar normally brings to the table. When I watch a Pixar production, I expect there to be at least one scene that brings a tear to my eye - for example, in The Incredibles, it's the moment where Mr. Incredible tells his wife that he's not strong enough to lose her again. 

It's hard to say why Lightyear isn't more successful in that sense, you can certainly see them trying.  There are some inspirational bits, a couple of tragic moments, a message from a dead friend, and a redemptive conclusion, you'd think at least one of those would have rung the bell to make me well up, but somehow Lightyear doesn't manage to pull it off, in spite of how good it is otherwise.  It's possible that the script's just a bit too heavy handed: as I commented above, their attempts to create an emotional moment are quite obvious rather than being an organic part of the story.

It occurred to me while I was watching Lightyear that it could just as easily been done as a live action film, and I might well have found it more entertaining in that format.  When you look at the cast of voice actors, it's completely feasible for them to replace their animated counterparts: Chris Evans, Keke Palmer, Taika Waititi, Isiah Whitlock Jr. - okay, at 44, Bill Hader admittedly feels a bit old to play Star Ranger recruit Featheringhamstan.  That aside, it would be easy for Disney to add Lightyear to its list of animation-to-live-action projects, although they should probably bump it up the priority queue in case Chris Evans starts to lose his hair.

But that takes us to another question regarding the franchise within a franchise and the film within a film.  Granted, Lightyear is Andy's favourite movie, but Andy is a character in an animated world.  In that model, in Andy's reality, is Lightyear a live action production performed by actors, or is it an animated movie? 

- Sid