Japan 02: And now, the latest in an unplanned series of Imperial Stormtrooper jokes.

Move along, move along...

- Sid

Japan 01: But how would I explain the hair loss?

In Japan with a NASA hat and a Canadian lapel pin – fighting a terrible urge to shave off my beard, keep the mustache, and tell people I’m Chris Hadfield.

- Sid

Better late than never.

- Sid

P.S. The instructions on the card said to pick it up and wave it around, which produced additional cool lightsaber noises, but the camera I was using for the video artifacted the motion like you would not believe.