Many are my names in many countries, he said. Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Dwarves, Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.
Faramir quoting Gandalf, The Two Towers
There's a longstanding tradition of pubs and bars in science fiction and fantasy: Arthur C. Clarke's
White Hart, deCamp and Pratt's
Gavagan's Bar, Spider Robinson and
Callahan's Crosstime Saloon, the
Vulgar Unicorn,
Munden's,
The Mended Drum (and
The Busted Drum),
The Prancing Pony,
Chalmun's Cantina,
and so on. For a long time the village tavern was a ubiquitous
starting point for
Dungeons and Dragons adventures, to the point where it's now a
fantasy cliché to start a quest in a pub.
The Storm Crow Tavern, which opened here in Vancouver last month, is in some ways a tribute to this tradition, as well as simply offering a geek/nerd alternative to sports bars and night clubs. The bar describes itself as "An Olde Medievalle Taverne with rayguns", so obviously I've been curious to see what they have to offer.
I've mentioned
my first unsuccessful attempt at visiting
The Storm Crow, but, fool me once - this time I check their Twitter™ and Facebook™ pages to make sure that they're open for business. Reassured by both, once again I put on an appropriate
Doctor Who t-shirt, and head off to 1305 Commercial Drive. No problems this time - the doors are unlocked, and I head inside and find myself a seat in the corner. Based on my previous comments about wanting to find a bar that would show
Star Wars in lieu of the Stanley Cup, I'm amused to see that I've shown up exactly in time for the start of
A New Hope.
The decor is a mix of longsword and laser: in addition to the battle axes and shields, there's an array of ray guns and blasters underneath a Boba Fett helmet and a Cyberman mask*, and the tattered war banners are balanced by a selection of Colonial and Dalek propaganda posters. There's also a comprehensive library of vintage 1980s
Choose Your Own Adventure books.
The lager on tap is a locally brewed Howe Sound product, which I order with a bit of caution, having had a couple of dubious experiences with their brewing. The menu isn't very elaborate, but all the meals are six dollars, which is intriguing. I order the prime rib sandwich with fries - it shows up quickly, it's a good size for the price, and it's quite tasty, although next time I'll ask for well done fries, I prefer mine more on the crispy side.
The bar's wireless password is "mithrandir", and to my amusement the waitress
pronounces it like a foreign word and slowly and carefully spells it for me even though I'm already typing it
in. I suspect that she hasn't been hired based on her genre background, which, when you think about it, may not be a bad thing. Logically you want waitresses who can reliably sort out beverage orders for a
table of eight rather than list all of Gandalf's pseudonyms.
The place is empty when I arrive, but then very few bars are busy at 3:00 on Thursday afternoon. As time goes on, people begin to trickle in. Notable guests are a woman in steampunk attire, another patron wearing a
Sith Inside t-shirt, and a table of confused German tourists who are suffering from the mistaken belief that the banners and battle axes are evidence of a Teutonic bar. Interestingly, as the place starts to fill up, a lot of the clientele
are female. Female geeks have become a solid part of the community, and I
think it's a positive sign that the bar has a high female ratio.
Because I have a lengthy bus trip home, I pay a visit to the little
orc's room on the way out - literally, the men's room being distinguished by a
World of Warcraft Orc action figure on the door, and the ladies' by a
female Wood Elf.
Overall, I quite liked
The Storm Crow, and will certainly go back to help support it as opportunity allows. I realize that my midafternoon weekday visit wasn't really a fair evaluation of a
bar like this, in that, as with any social environment, it will be
defined by its patrons. I suspect that on a busy night, when the gaming
table is in use and the place is full of customers, the atmosphere is
brilliant.
Ultimately, all of the bits and pieces of decoration are just window dressing, and I think that the reason for the sudden popularity of the bar is purely conceptual - the decor is almost irrelevant, it's the idea of announcing to the geek community that they have a place to go which will be responsible for the bar's success.
- Sid
* By the way, Autocorrect on the iPad obviously needs some more work - it didn't recognize either one of these terms when I was taking notes on site.
October 1st update: attempted another visit
at lunch today in the company of co-worker and fellow geek Donovan, only
to find out that they were closed again. Checked Facebook™ and
discovered that apparently they'll be closed on Mondays going forward.
This gives them a score of 1/3 so far, which is not great.
Guys, I like your pub, but honestly, two words: POSTED HOURS.
