Sunday, December 31, 2017

Let's all just get along, okay?



"Who's the new guy?"

- Sid

P.S. If anyone from Funko™ reads this, it is challenging to get the laser rifle to stay in the Lone Wanderer's hand. CHALLENGING.

Indigo Fail II: Close but no cigar.


She remembered, as every sensible person does, that you should never never shut yourself up in a wardrobe.
 C.S. Lewis, The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe
Hello again, Indigo.  So I thought to myself, "Wait, maybe they have all of those Narnia books for sale online.  That would be cool, because really, I did like the cover art."

Unfortunately not, as it turns out, but I feel I should point out that Pauline Baynes illustrated the Narnia books rather than wrote them, although I'm sure she'd appreciate the vote of confidence if she were still alive.

I'm a bit sad that no one at Indigo has noticed that this is wrong. It's understandable to me that the people entering data into the catalogue don't necessarily need to know anything about literature, but surely there must be some kind of approval process in place - hopefully involving someone who is paying attention and cares about this sort of thing.

Or not.

- Sid

Indigo Fail I: All for one, one for all.



Hello, Indigo.  Just a quick note - if you want to tempt me into spending $42 on replacing my beloved 37 year old boxed set of Narnia books, which are sadly suffering from split spines and loose pages, you need to have all seven books for sale, not just four.

- Sid

P.S. And you can't even blame this on people buying books because of movies, because then Prince Caspian wouldn't be available, and The Horse and His Boy would.

So there.

Monday, December 25, 2017

Geekmas 2017: And to all a good night.


 

It's an interesting exercise to make a list of shopping suggestions for Christmas.  On one hand, it's just a practical thing to do.  People are often at a loss when it comes to choosing gifts for the holiday season, and being able to anonymously read a list of affordable suggestions helps to take guesswork out of the process. 

On the other hand, it closes the door on creativity:  here's the list, choose an option.  But even if someone doesn't want to buy something from the list, it points them in the right direction, just in case they were entertaining ideas involving, I don't know, sports tickets or bottles of top shelf tequila.

With those two options on the table, the most unexpected result is C, none of the above. Karli and I went to a pre-Christmas get-together at her father and stepmother's on the 23rd, and although I was grateful for the gifts I received, they were a bit generic in nature:  socks, gift cards, chocolate, a cell phone charging shelf, and so on.  Given that this was exactly the sort of situation for which I'd created my list, it was a bit of a letdown to see that nothing had made the cut.


And that's where perfect girlfriends come in.  When I unwrapped my gifts from Karli on the morning of the 25th, I was thrilled to see that she'd chosen the items from my list that I most wanted to receive:  The Handmaid's Tale, Marvel Comics: The Untold Story*, a blu-ray copy of Rogue One, and the Fallout Power Armour action figure.


And, AND, she got me a waffle maker!!!  I'd love to say it's a clever tie in with Stranger Things and Eleven's Eggo™ fetish, but really, we just like waffles.** (Thereby proving that going rogue can be just as rewarding as sticking to the wish list.)

Thank you again for everything, Karli. As always, words fail to express how happy I am that you've chosen to be with me. I'd also like to thank the people who gave me Amazon and Indigo gift cards, trust me, they'll be put to good use. And the chocolate, thanks for the chocolate!

In conclusion, I'd like to wish a merry Christmas to anyone reading this - I hope your holiday season has been as happy as mine.


- Sid

* I've been casually skimming through Sean Howe's history of Marvel, and just on the basis of looking at random pages, I'm fascinated - it's definitely next on the list when I finish what I'm currently reading. (More on reading plans in my New Year's posting.)

** And it made perfect, delicious waffles right out of the box, no teething pains or setup issues.


Thursday, December 21, 2017

Geekmas 2017: "Rebel Rebel, how could they know?"



I received an early Christmas gift tonight from Karli - a little something to accessorize my outfit for The Last Jedi tomorrow afternoon!  Thank you very much, my love, it's perfect!

  - Sid

Wednesday, December 20, 2017

Tonight, the part of Snoke will be played by...


 

Wait, what if it's Krennic?

Supreme Leader Snoke, that is, the mastermind behind the First Order in the new Star Wars trilogy - what if he's Krennic? When I was listing previous villains that might be Snoke, I completely forgot about Rogue One.

Makes no sense, though - there wasn't even a hint that Krennic might be a Force adept, not to mention having the base on Scarif pretty definitively blown up by the Death Star.  On that basis, you might as well have Snoke turn out to be Grand Moff Tarkin (he said, looking around hopefully).

No? Oh well, back to the drawing board...

- Sid

Monday, December 18, 2017

pReview: The Last Jedi


 

So - large and exciting plans for the holiday season?  Personally, I'll be starting my Christmas break with a trip to the Scotiabank theatre this Friday to see The Last Jedi with Karli and her squad. It is my fond hope to avoid any spoilers for the next four days*, so if you've seen the film, please keep any comments generic.

Normally, I don’t mind having a little information going in:  for example, when I saw A New Hope in theatrical release, I'd already read the novelization (which I still own, although it's in rough shape) and probably a couple of issues of the Marvel comic book adaptation. However, in this case, I’m doing my best to learn as little as possible about the film, simply because I’m expecting - or at least hoping - to be surprised by answers to some of the questions raised by The Force Awakens.

First, the big question, the one that should probably be the focus of The Last Jedi: what has Luke been doing since the Battle of Endor?  Yes, we’ve gotten hints about the Knights of Ren, and obviously something went horribly wrong in Luke’s attempt to recreate the Jedi, but it’s been 30 years - what else has happened in Luke’s life?

 

I'm very curious about this, because life has not been kind to Luke Skywalker. In the first installment, Luke is the New Hope, and the assumption is that it’s him, rather than his father, who is the Chosen One who will bring balance to the Force - and where does it get him? 

Poor Luke:  lied to by Ob-Wan and dragged into a conflict of galactic proportions, he ends up maimed, scarred, and a witness to his father's death, the father who still remains the poster child for the Dark Side 30 years after his death. It's impressive that Luke would have attempted to revive the Jedi after everything he's been through in their name, and heartbreaking that his attempt was a failure. Looking at his life from that perspective, it’s not surprising that Luke would bitterly turn his back on everything and everyone - how much disappointment can one person handle?

 

Second, I think we’d all like to know who Rey is – or, more accurately, who her parents are. There’s been a certain amount of speculation that she’s Luke’s daughter, although I don’t see that as being likely, in spite of her extreme reaction to Luke’s long lost lightsaber and the proven tendency of the Skywalker children to be discovered on desert planets. I suspect that if Rey was Luke’s child, it would be immediately obvious to anyone with even hint of Force abilities, let alone her cousin and her aunt. 

Perhaps Obi-Wan Kenobi’s grandchild? Hmmm. Possible but a bit of a stretch, given that there’s not even a hint that old Ben ever decided to ignore the Jedi injunction against attachment after the fall of the Republic.

All that being said, let’s not forget this useful exchange from Spaceballs:
Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing!
Let’s face it, it’s a big universe, it may well be that Rey’s back story is solely one of abandonment, rather than abandonment by someone we know.  Obviously, she has to be someone’s child, but not necessarily the child of someone named Skywalker.


Similarly, are we going to discover that Supreme Leader Snoke (worst villain name ever, by the way) is actually someone from the other movies, like Emperor Palpatine or even Anakin Skywalker?  Both seem equally unlikely, but there aren’t really a lot of other options if they decided to go that route – who else could it be? There actually aren't that many choices for a returning villain.  Snoke’s brutally scarred visage suggests that there has to be some kind of significant back story involving lightsabers and/or explosions, or else why bother having him look like that? 

Both of these questions share the same characteristics: the plot seems to demand some kind of significance for both the puzzle of Rey’s heritage and the mystery of Snoke’s injuries, but none of the options seem to make any sense.

Personally, I'd like there to be no connections with anyone, with just as much of a clean slate as possible for the new characters.  The death of Han Solo in The Force Awakens sends a clear message, and that message is that this is not your father's Star Wars - or his lightsaber.

  - Sid

* We really need to establish a baseline for this. Is four weeks a good spoiler buffer?  At what point can we assume that plot details are common knowledge?  For example, if anyone reading this was previously unaware that Darth Vader is Luke's father, my apologies – but it’s been 37 years, that has to be old news by now.

Friday, December 15, 2017

Geekmas 2017: The system works.



December 15th, 2017: departmental Christmas potluck lunch and Secret Santa gift exchange.
  - Sid

Monday, November 20, 2017

Geekmas 2019?

 
 
 “You’ll want all day to-morrow, I suppose?” said Scrooge.
“If quite convenient, sir.”
“It’s not convenient,” said Scrooge, “and it’s not fair. If I was to stop half-a-crown for it, you’d think yourself ill-used, I’ll be bound?”
The clerk smiled faintly.
“And yet,” said Scrooge, “you don’t think me ill-used, when I pay a day’s wages for no work.”
The clerk observed that it was only once a year.
“A poor excuse for picking a man’s pocket every twenty-fifth of December!” said Scrooge, buttoning his great-coat to the chin. “But I suppose you must have the whole day. Be here all the earlier next morning.” 

Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol
In the process of doing research for this year's Geekmas posting, I was pleased and excited to see a new William Gibson book in the "Inspired by your browsing history" section of my Amazon.ca home page.  I thought to myself, "Yep, that's going RIGHT onto the Books part of the gift list.  Maybe more than once, I can make it look like a joke if I ask for it twice."

However, I was disappointed to realize that Agency was being released on the 25th of December. I'm a big fan of Mr. Gibson and his work, but seriously, Bill, who releases a book on December 25th?   Would you not want to catch the Christmas shopping crowd?

...no, wait, December 25, 2018!  2018??

THIS BOOK IS AVAILABLE FOR ADVANCE PURCHASING OVER 13 MONTHS IN ADVANCE????

I can't decide if that's ridiculous or impressive - perhaps both. Regardless, I'll confess that I did wonder if I could have it delivered on the 25th of December, there is an option at the lower right that asks, "Want to receive this the day is comes out?"

I was actually a bit relieved to discover that Amazon doesn't deliver on Christmas Day - after all, it is only once a year, Mr. Bezos. 

  - Sid

Sunday, November 19, 2017

Mirror mirror.


 
“After this, it’s a whole new chapter for Discovery.”
Captain Lorca: Into the Forest I Go, Star Trek: Discovery 
For the most part, I've enjoyed the first nine episodes of Star Trek: Discovery, and I was pleased to discover (no pun intended) that they'd been extended to a second season.  Regardless, I feel that I should make something clear to the producers of the show now that we've seen the mid-season cliffhanger:

IF YOU SHOW ME ONE ALTERNATE CHARACTER WITH A LITTLE GOATEE NEXT YEAR, I WILL DROP THIS SHOW LIKE A HOT POTATO, GOT IT?


Understood?  Splendid.  I just wanted to make sure we were all clear on that.

Thank you.
  - Sid

Geekmas 2017: Starting Over.



The holiday season is here again, as marked by the inevitable drawing of names for our workplace gift exchange. In order to simplify the process for whichever of my co-workers has pulled the folded paper slip with my name from the traditional red velvet bag - or anyone else seeking seasonal gift-giving inspiration - here's my annual Geekmas Gift Guide.*

This year, I'm the victim of my own success, as it were - thanks to remarkable follow-through on gift suggestions last year, I'm obliged to pretty much start from scratch. My sincere thanks to all of the people who selected items from the list, and to my girlfriend Karli** for managing the process from behind the scenes.

As always, the following list has been selected to fit more or less within the $20 - $25 range applicable to workplace Secret Santas (and Karli's** immediate family). To keep things simple for potential gift-givers, I've tried to source as many things as possible from Amazon.ca or equally accessible retailers - which will make more sense when you get to the Toys section. 



Books
I've had a pretty good year for buying myself reading material, so I had to dig around a bit more than usual for this section.  However, that being said, my first choice here was easy: Artemis, the sophomore work from Andy Weir, author of The Martian.  Early reviews are positive, although there have been a couple of comments that Mr. Weir isn't completely successful in writing a female lead.

 

From the non-fiction aisle, Marvel Comics: The Untold Story, by Sean Howe (whom you may recognize as the editor of Give Our Regards to the Atom-smashers!, which I picked up during our New York trip.).  If you're at all curious about the background behind Marvel's rise to fame, you may want to buy a copy for yourself, as well - or borrow mine.

A little Cancon to round things out, and a confession:  I've never read Margaret Atwood's classic dystopian novel The Handmaid's Tale.  There, I admit it.

Other options would be Luna: Wolf Moon, by Ian McDonald; Red Seas Under Red Skies, by Scott Lynch, and The Murders of Molly Southbourne, by Tade Thompson.

By the way, as per the above stipulation regarding price range, paperbacks or trade paperbacks, please, no need to go hardcover.  


Movies
I know that the era of physical media is on the wane, but I'm still fond of my library of movies and TV shows - I think of it as my own little On Demand service. As always, blu-ray by preference - although we're starting to think about a 4K disc player to go with our 4K flatscreen.

 

How could I not ask for a copy of Wonder Woman, 2017's superhero feminist breakout movie? Well acted, well directed, and hopefully a how-to guide for future Hollywood female comic book character adaptations.

On the vintage movie front, I'm going to suggest the classic 1954 black and white SF/horror film Them.  If you're not familiar with Them, three words:  giant radioactive ants.  This movie frightened me beyond words when I first saw it at the age of ten - now I'm more appreciative of the manner in which it overcomes the limitations of Fifties effects technology with an excellent cast delivering excellent performances. (And the debut of the giants ants still scares me a bit.) Alert fans will catch a brief appearance by a youthful Leonard Nimoy as an Air Force staff sergeant. 

Either Rogue One or The Force Awakens would be useful additions to the lineup, although I lean a bit toward Rogue OneThe Force Awakens will probably end up being part of an eventual purchase of the sequel trilogy, whereas all evidence would suggest that there won't be another Rogue One movie.

And, as a wildcard suggestion, any of the DC Animation Justice League series collections.  DC's animated adaptations have been uniformly excellent, with good storylines and superb voice acting.  If you're not certain, yes, Justice League Unlimited is part of the same group.



Toys
Yes, toys. As previously mentioned, toys are a huge part of the fan experience. My current haphazard collection is a bit idiosyncratic compared to the standard approach: it's not specific to a fandom, and I haven't invested thousands of dollars in it.  It's predominantly made up of contributions from other people in the form of gifts.

I don't have any Star Wars toys, and I honestly wouldn't know where to start in terms of recommending something from the list of options available - anyone buying me a Star Wars item has complete carte blanche.  However, if you want to pick up something a bit different, I'd love to have one of the Funko Fallout Legacy Collection toys - either the Lone Wanderer or the Power Armour figure.

 

Funko is better known for their ridiculously comprehensive selection of Pop! figures, but as you can see, they also produce more realistic action toys. To my surprise, the Fallout toys shown above can be found at walmart.ca - who knew? They're currently on sale, too.

And, in all fairness, if reading all of this has just made your head spin, not to worry - I'm completely content with gift cards. 
  - Sid


* To be honest, this isn't an easy process for me. My British mother left me with a marked reluctance to actually ask someone to give me a gift, which makes the whole idea of publishing a list of "I wants" a bit of a challenge. However, I take comfort in the fact that if someone has already made the gift-giving decision (or had it mandated by workplace imperatives), they may well be eager - if not desperate - for some guidance.

** My gorgeous girlfriend, to be accurate.


Saturday, November 18, 2017

Toy Story.


For whatever reason, a substantial part of being a geek involves toy ownership. Toys have always been associated with being a fan - it's tempting to blame it on Star Wars, but as far back as 1934, fans of Buck Rogers mobbed Macy's Department Store in New York to buy the Daisy-produced XZ-31 Rocket Pistol.

My modest personal toy collection reflects my broad interests in the genre.  It's an idiosyncratic collection, based on entirely on whimsy and contributions from other people, which still manages to cover quite a wide range of fandom.

Scopedog, Defender, Warpig
I don't own the XZ-31 Rocket Pistol: my Buck Rogers sidearm of choice is a vintage XZ-38 Disintegrator pistol.  I also have a phaser, a communicator, a Halo UNSC M6 blaster, and a sonic screwdriver.  My treasured 09-ST Scopedog figure from the 1983 Armoured Trooper VOTOMS anime was a surprise stag gift: I had commented to my best man that it seemed unfair that there was a bridal shower but no tradition for pre-wedding gifts for the groom, and he was kind enough to get me something as a consolation prize.

My Spock bust and Dalek were also gifts, and my Major Matt Mason and matching Supernaut Power Limbs were impulse buys, based on childhood ownership.  I have a plastic Defender and a cast metal M.A.C. II Monster from the 1985 Robotech series but sadly, my GBP-1 VF-1J Veritech fighter came to an unhappy end many years ago.  There's a Starcraft Terran Marine "War Pig" figure that I believe was never sold in stores, but was instead a bagged promotional item of some sort, as well as a Batman toy, a Halo sniper that Colin gave me, 10th and 11th Doctor Who bobbleheads that were also from Colin, a wind-up Lost In Space robot, a GoBot, a Gundam figure of unknown origin, and of course, the classic 12 inch toy robot that I received as a fiftieth birthday gift at work.

Oddly enough, I have no Star Wars representation, other than a set of light saber chopsticks from Japan that Karli gave me - great souvenirs, but not toys as such.

Because my status as a geek and collector is a somewhat known phenomenon, one of Karli's co-workers suggested that if I was interested in that sort of thing, we should pay a visit to Toy Traders, located in Langley.  Recent weekend plans took us in that direction, so we decided to make a stop at the store.

For whatever reason, I had pictured a small collector's shop, a few hundred square feet with locked glass displays and so on, and I had hopes of possibly adding to my little Major Matt Mason collection.  When it came to the actual location, I was overwhelmed.

 

Toy Traders is an epic 17,000 square feet of toys, featuring an incredible selection of action figures, vehicles, busts, statuettes, models, games and accessories from virtually every part of the geek and fan spectrum. In addition to its massive and comprehensive inventory, the store is decorated with an astonishing collection of props and collectables: statues, masks, helmets, weapons, and costumes.

Photo by KT
The upper level of the store's warehouse space also showcases toys from Marvel Comics, Star Wars, the Muppets and other franchises in an amazing array of dioramas.

Photo by KT
I suspect that it would be easy for a fan who was obsessed, impulsive, rich (or all of the above) to blow ten grand in Toy Traders without even breaking a sweat - or or having to shop in more than one aisle. As an example, the 21 inch Skeletor statue shown below is characteristic of the pricing for the gorgeously detailed collectibles available at the store.

 

Rare and vintage collectables can be found in the Darkside section, located in a small upstairs mezzanine. I was surprised to see that a lot of the upstairs stock was loose, rather than Mint On Card or Mint In Package - I tend to associate serious toy collecting with toys still in sealed packaging.


I was a little tempted by the Captain Power action figures in the upstairs displays, both MOC and loose.  Not terribly pricey, and an unexpected trip down memory lane to the short-lived Captain Power and the Soldiers of the Future series from 1987.*

Impressive though Toy Traders is, it's actually possible to find a few gaps in their inventory. For example, I didn't see any of Blizzard Entertainment's Heroes of the Storm action figures (my main interest is in the Starcraft characters) or any of the Fallout Legacy Collection. However, in the interests of fairness, it's 17,000 square feet of toys, I may well have just missed the right shelf.

After much thought, I decided to buy a Marvel Select Avenging Captain America action figure in the World War II costume from the movies.  I've always been fond of the character, and Marvel is completely unrepresented in my current lineup.  It's a well detailed and constructed figure, although there were a couple of rogue paint marks on his shield, which could either be mistakes or attempts to create the look of field repairs to the shield's finish.  Either way, I find the shield's red to be a bit dull, and may consider repainting it in a more vibrant scarlet.

As I was paying for my purchase, the young woman at the till asked me the pro forma "Did you find everything that you were looking for?" question. I initially delivered the equally pro forma, "Yes, thank you", but then decided to perjure myself, and replied, "Actually, to tell the truth, I was hoping to find some Major Matt Mason toys."

She frowned in a slightly puzzled fashion, but then from my right, a baritone voice replied, "We don't get a lot of Matt Mason toys, when we do , they go upstairs. Did you see the upstairs?  We had his Space Bubble come in recently, but it's gone now."

It turned out that I had attracted the attention of Matthew Purdy, the affable and knowledgeable owner of Toy Traders.  Sensing an opportunity, I mentioned to him that I had a co-worker who had inherited what might well be a quite rare selection of first generation Star Wars toys.  Purdy, who confessed to being a Star Wars collector himself, was obviously intrigued, and suggested that my co-worker contact his assistant to set up a possible meeting. So there may yet be a happy ending to Damon's search for a home for his Star Wars collectables.

Who knows, if all goes well, he might even get me something like a Toy Traders gift certificate by way of thanks - hint, hint.

- Sid

* Weregeek moment:  does anyone else remember Captain Power and the Soldiers of the Future? It was an American-Canadian series that ran for one season in 1987.  It was an ambitious but not completely successful attempt to create an interactive TV program - viewers could buy toys that allowed them to shoot at the onscreen villains during combat scenes, and the villain's weapons would produce bright flashes of light that would be picked up by the toys and register as hits. (At one point, someone gave me one of the interactive toy/guns, a Captain Power Powerjet XT-7. I wonder where that ended up?) It was also ahead of its time in integrating computer graphic characters with the live action footage. 


The show had some surprisingly adult themes for a children's show, and the first (and only) season ended on a dark note with the death of a major character.  J. Michael Straczynski, who went on to create the Babylon 5 series, was the show's story editor and a contributing script writer and Jessica Steen, who played the role of Corporal Jennifer "Pilot" Chase, later appeared briefly as Doctor Elizabeth Weir on Stargate Atlantis before Torri Higginson took over the role.
 

Thursday, November 9, 2017

Mutiny Up My Sleeve.*


 
Michael Burnham: All my life, the conflict inside me has been between logic, and emotion. But now it's my emotions that are fighting. I think about him and I want to cry. But... I have to smile. And I feel angry. But I want to love. And I'm hurt, but there's hope. What is this?
Ash Tyler: Ah, it's just... being human.
[She looks at him curiously, then offers him her hand]
Michael Burnham: Michael Burnham. Pleased to meet you.
Ash Tyler: Ash Tyler. We've met.
Michael Burnham: Have we? Let's try it again.  
Lethe: Star Trek: Discovery
To my surprise, I've somehow managed to watch all the episodes of Star Trek: Discovery to date.  For the record, this is more of an accomplishment than it sounds. I exist in a continual state of media deficit and there's a long list of things that have just dropped off my radar due to lack of time.  Having stayed in sync with Discovery, I’m pleased to say that I'm cautiously enjoying it.

 

Why cautiously, you ask?  Well,on the positive side, so far almost everyone in the cast of Discovery is delivering a noteworthy performance.  Although I was very impressed by Michelle Yeoh’s brief turn as Captain Georgiou (and disappointed by her premature departure), Jason Isaacs is now presenting us with a good solid take on Captain Lorca, who came to us as a cipher and is being filled in very nicely as the show develops.  Doug Jones is doing a brilliant job as Commander Saru - I don’t know if I should congratulate him or his makeup team, but the result is a completely believable alien character. 

It's a shame that Mr. Jones doesn't get more work as himself.  I realize that his slim physique makes him an ideal candidate for roles like Saru or Abe Sapien in the Hellboy series, but it would be interesting to see him perform without prosthetics more often. That being said, his ability to express emotion in spite of a substantial barrier of molded latex is astonishing.


Sonequa Martin-Green is excellent as Michael Burnham.  I hadn't seen much of her on The Walking Dead (see media deficit, above) but she's doing a very good job of showing us the challenges of Burnham's situation:  dealing with the ambiguities of being raised in a culture dedicated to logic and emotional control, and still coming to terms with the very different expectations and assumptions of human society.  Her performance is natural and believable: as with all good acting, it doesn't feel like acting at all.

However, I do have some misgivings about the show itself.  I constantly find myself wondering why they felt it necessary to make this show part of the Star Trek universe. It doesn’t feel very Trek-like at times:  the technology and uniforms don’t really match canon, the Discovery’s magical instantaneous mushroom** drive is one of the strangest pieces of technological bafflegab ever, and to be honest, I'm not wild about the look of the re-re-imagined Klingons very much. (Or their place in the plotline, for that matter.  Is it my imagination, or does everything just slow to a crawl every time we get a subtitled guttural update on the state of the Empire?)

The bridge of the Discovery is loaded with three or four new entries into the Star Trek catalogue of species, none of whom appear in any of the programs set in Discovery's future (or its past).  So far, except for Saru they're all ciphers, set dressing with no explanation - if the creators of the show just wanted to fill the seats, why not go with aliens from the original series?  The good news is that Discovery has been approved for more episodes, so hopefully we're going to start finding out about some of the other crewmembers as the show progresses.  Regardless, there's no reason that they couldn't have been Andorians, Orions, Denobulans, Kzinti***, or Tellarites, all of which already exist in canon.

Finally, I'm concerned that they're going to rely too heavily on Michael Burnham's logic-based contrarian nature.  It would be far too easy to reduce her dynamic to an internet meme:

MICHAEL:  I think we should do the thing. 

SOMEONE:  I order you not to do the thing.


MICHAEL:  Imma do the thing, because I was raised by Vulcans.


SOMEONE:  Doing the thing was right, but we still don’t trust you, because mutiny.


There’s a fine line between character consistency and lazy writing, and, frankly, this is what did Wesley Crusher in.  Too many of the early Next Generation plots irritatingly relied on some product of Wesley’s genius to save the day, to the point where it burned out the character's ability to contribute to storylines.  I've been relieved to see that recent episodes of Discovery have shown us more of Burnham's background and exposed some of her weaknesses and vulnerabilities, which helps to provide greater depth to the character.  Please keep working on that side of things, people - I'd really hate to hear anyone saying, "Shut up, Michael!" in a future episode.

- Sid

* This is the title of my favourite Max Webster album, and as such I am painfully pleased to be able to use it here.

** Yes, Laurie, a magic mushroom drive.  Seriously, watch the show if you don't believe me.

*** Actually, I've always been a little doubtful about the validity of the Kzinti in terms of canonicity.  Science fiction author Larry Niven was invited to adapt one of his Known Universe short stories as an episode of Star Trek: The Animated Series in 1973, which perforce added his felinoid Kzinti to the Star Trek universe.  Regardless, I suspect that almost everyone considers them to be part of Niven's continuity rather than Star Trek's.

Wednesday, November 8, 2017

The Quiet Earth.



It's become a sort of standard assumption in science fiction that an apocalyptic event would mean the end of civilization.  Depending on the event, that would certainly be the case - obviously the sort of destruction caused by an extinction level asteroid strike or a nuclear war would push things below the level at which our current society functions on a planetary basis.

But not all end-of-the-world scenarios involve extreme property damage. Is the threshold for civilization based in any way on the size of the population?

Let's posit a pandemic scenario which wipes out 95% of the world's population, but without the sort of theatrics which normally accompany this sort of disaster in fictional descriptions.  In other words, maybe we don't panic. Yes, we swamp the hospitals, and yes, an awful lot of people die, but why would that make the government collapse?

We'll set some ground rules. Our nemesis is an untreatable contagious disease that kills its victims in less than a week, and it's spread by airborne transmission.  As with Captain Trips in Stephen King's The Stand, if you catch it, you pretty much die.

The current population is 7.5 billion people, so we're left with about 375 million after the infection burns out, which is more or less the population of the world in 1000 AD.  (In reality, the less organized and compliant a country's response to an emergency, the greater the loss of people, but let's keep the math simple and just say that 1 in 20 people are left alive right across the board, without any bias toward either democratic societies or brutal dictatorships.)


So we assume that the response to the catastrophe is controlled and organized.  Inevitably, there would be a certain percentage of unrecorded deaths, but for the most part, the victims come to their end in hospitals or under some other form of final care.  A brutal simplicity is enforced: there's no time for individual burials, just daily truck convoys to the mass burial sites. Over time, there are fewer trips - and fewer truck drivers - until eventually the virus burns itself out.

What does the world look like afterwards?  How many links can break before the machinery of our society ceases to function?

Logic says that we condense, that everything pulls in toward the center - whatever the center happens to be.  We're left with massive amounts of unnecessary infrastructure, but the framework of everyday life is still there, and I would think that in some odd way, it would all balance out.  If you were a bus driver before the epidemic, you're still a bus driver, and you have about as many passengers on a daily basis, but 19 empty buses are left to rust at the depot.  Karli and I live in a small apartment building that holds about 20 people - now there's just one of us, no more lineups for the washing machines.*

But what if our landlord is dead?  Is there anyone left to collect the rent? For that matter, why would anyone stay there - 19 out of every 20 homes are now empty, why stay in an apartment? How would the government control squatting?  Or would they even attempt to?
  
Perhaps looting and squatting would become acceptable activities as the government urged people to clearly indicate what homes are inhabited, and created a system by which you apply to take over the empty home of your choice. The remaining locksmiths would become very busy, especially people who can re-key vehicle ignitions.  As with houses, there are a lot of cars left, and no reason not to trade up.


A certain percentage of empty buildings might simply be demolished.  After all, if everyone living in three story walkups like ours has moved into an empty house, it seems wiser to simply eliminate those buildings rather than abandoning them to decay and eventually collapse.

Businesses combine and vanish, as employers without staff seek out workers without bosses.  As with residential property, there's a process in place to take charge of rare materials, inventory and factory space. 

When it's all over, it's a quiet world.  There are no traffic jams.  There are no lineups.  And hopefully it's a kinder, gentler world than the old one, a world where people are more tolerant, friendly and affectionate.  If 95% of the people you loved were gone, how could you not treasure the ones who were left?

- Sid

* In my heart, I would hope that there would actually still be two of us.  And the cat, of course.

Wednesday, October 18, 2017

New York X: But then again, too few to mention.


 

And so, back from New York.  It seems odd to say that we had a whirlwind tour of Manhattan, given that we had almost eight full days, but it speaks volumes to say that we didn't manage to fit in everything that we had planned, even with just over a week. (Karli's sister and her family went for four days - now that's a whirlwind visit!)

 

However, even with the limitations of time, we did pretty well:  two visits to the Empire State Building (daylight and nighttime); a backstage tour of NBC Studios;  the MOMA, the Met, the Whitney and the Museum of Natural History; the 9/11 Memorial, which may or may not count as a museum at this point in time; a wonderful wander through Central Park and a walk across the Brooklyn Bridge; two Broadway shows, Wicked and Chicago; some excellent dining experiences, with particular praise for Co. Pizza, Tacombi, Ivan Ramen and PizzArte; and the endlessly entertaining experience of just walking the streets of the city.


I'd also like to thank Michelle for our ideal little AirBnB pied-à-terre in Chelsea. And, as always, my girlfriend Karli was the perfect travel companion - New York would have been dull and tedious without you, my love.

But I do have one regret from the trip: I didn't find the used science fiction bookstore of my dreams.  Given the pivotal position that New York occupies in the development of modern science fiction, combined with a general belief that if you want to buy something, it will be available in New York, I had high hopes for finding a few gems to add to my collection.

The Strand bookstore was a great location, but I obviously misunderstood their position regarding used books. They do purchase used books, but their inventory - at least the portions that I browsed - seemed to be entirely hardcover or trade paperbacks, and relatively recent ones.  I didn't browse through their Rare Books section, but I feel that used science fiction paperbacks only qualify as "rare books" in a few cases (and when they do, they become a rather expensive commodity).  Similarly, Unoppressive Non-Imperialist Bargain Books was an intriguing little spot, but not a used book venue.


I had hoped that Singularity and Co. would be that store, and all evidence on line indicates that, at one point, it would have been exactly the place I was looking for.  However, online evidence also suggests that both the store and the associated scanning endeavour came to an untimely end (to the frustration and irritation of its Kickstarter™ supporters) leaving behind nothing but an empty rental space in Brooklyn and the digital equivalent for their web site.

Further research indicates that had I broadened my search, I might have found what I was looking for in one of the surrounding boroughs, but with the exception of our brief jaunt over to DUMBO, our plans never extended to leaving Manhattan.

Ah, well...there's always next time.
- Sid